# Pre-St. Patrick's Day silliness **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 15, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pre-st-patricks-day-silliness/961134 "2022-03-15T21:01:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pre-st-patricks-day-silliness/961134/1 "2022-03-15T21:01:04Z")
At the Dollar Store, the rack of 3-for-a-dollar green t-shirts all said “Kiss me, I’m Trish!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pre-st-patricks-day-silliness/961134/2 "2022-03-15T21:03:39Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > At the Dollar Store There’s a thread all by itself. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pre-st-patricks-day-silliness/961134/3 "2022-03-17T21:13:40Z")
I just finished chipping the ice off our sidewalk, making the world safe for pedestrians in our little corner of the world. That warrants a Guiness, I wager. 🥃 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pre-st-patricks-day-silliness/961134/4 "2022-03-17T21:16:43Z")
Please, take two, they’re small.