# Precious naughty language from little kids? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/precious-naughty-language-from-little-kids/579138 "2011-04-20T21:27:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 58
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2011, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/precious-naughty-language-from-little-kids/579138/58 "2011-04-27T06:03:16Z")
When I was in 2nd grade (circa 1968) we were learning about 'friction". But being a kid (7 or 8 years old) I kept pronouncing it “fucktion”. As if this isn’t funny enough, this little **rooster inhaler** named Marvin kept making a big deal of how I was pronouncing it. The teacher never once got upset at me, but got into a “shut the fuck up” mode with Marvin. Eventually, when I finally learned to pronounce ‘friction’ correctly… **I didn’t !!!** I kept saying it wrong because I knew the little f\*g\*\*t would get his undies in a bunch and make a big deal about it and then get pulled to the side and get bitched at by the teacher! Bwwwwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!😃 --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/precious-naughty-language-from-little-kids/579138)._