# Predict the next completely unnecessary TV show revival

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**Created:** [March 27, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132 "2015-03-27T17:40:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/41 "2015-03-28T10:26:02Z")

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Buck Rodgers

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/42 "2015-03-28T11:01:44Z")

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The Gong Show

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
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I could see a modern version of **Quantum Leap**.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/44 "2015-03-28T12:04:56Z")

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_Bewitched_. I’m surprised, yet glad, that it hasn’t been already. Horrible movie excepted.

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/45 "2015-03-28T12:26:20Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> I could see a modern version of **Quantum Leap**.

You know, Scott Bakula still looks fairly good, and the original show did end with him continuing his jumps. I can see a x-files type revival.

Maybe, after decades of body-jumping, society has become aware of his existence? And he’s treated as a sort of religious figure?

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/46 "2015-03-28T12:47:41Z")

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Realistically? King Of The Hill is possible at some point. There was no “final episode” where everything was wrapped up, just a regular episode. Mike Judge brought back Beavis and Butthead a few years ago. And despite Brittany Murphy not being alive to voice Luanne, I bet all the rest of the voice actors would do it at the drop of a hat. Not that everyone is clamoring for that, but it’s reasonable that it could happen.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/47 "2015-03-28T12:54:17Z")

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Oh PLEASE let it be _ **Heil Honey I’m Home!** _

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**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/48 "2015-03-28T12:57:38Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> I also have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that somebody may be contemplating a revival of _The Love Boat_. As a special twist, the captain will be black, the cruise director will be a gay man, and the doctor will be a woman. The bartender will be a wise-cracking black woman. Wanda Sykes will wisely turn down the role. The purser will be the only white guy, and they’ll try to get some known actor for the role, maybe either a stand-up comic, or someone who was a kid actor in the 80s. (Josh Saviano, call your agent!)

Damn, I was thinking the same thing.

Does that mean it could be a hit?

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/49 "2015-03-28T13:22:26Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> I also have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that somebody may be contemplating a revival of _The Love Boat_. As a special twist, the captain will be black, the cruise director will be a gay man, and the doctor will be a woman. The bartender will be a wise-cracking black woman. Wanda Sykes will wisely turn down the role. The purser will be the only white guy, and they’ll try to get some known actor for the role, maybe either a stand-up comic, or someone who was a kid actor in the 80s. (Josh Saviano, call your agent!)

I give you [Love Boat: The Next Wave](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0143050/).

With all of the Z grade celebrities we have, I am surprised something like this hasn’t been done again. My guess is if they redid The Love Boat today it would be a Reality Show and the three stories we follow would “real” in the sense that the people wouldn’t be actors and it it would be set on a real Cruise liner but it would be created by writers like most reality shows are behind the scenes these days.

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/50 "2015-03-28T13:48:49Z")

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> [@Exapno\_Mapcase](#):
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> _The Cosby Show_. With lots of guest actresses and scenes set on the couch.

And Dr Huxtabel at the office, leering at his next patient and sending his nurse on an errand.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/51 "2015-03-28T13:49:41Z")

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Strictly speaking, no revival is “necessary.” Neither is the original show, for that matter.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/52 "2015-03-28T16:29:21Z")

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> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#):
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> No studio would have the stones to do a M_A_S\*H remake.

Thank God. I hated that show.

Coming soon: Man From Uncle, and the Wild Wild West.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/53 "2015-03-28T17:34:18Z")

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> [@Wendell\_Wagner](#):
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> _Life with Elizabeth_, a show about a 93-year-old woman whose husband died 45 years ago who has decided to start dating again now that enough time has passed. It stars Betty White:
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> [Life with Elizabeth - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_with_Elizabeth)

This reminds me of a “Top Ten” list that Dave Letterman did on his original NBC show way back in the 80s (I’d say around '87 - '89): “Top Ten Television Shows in the Year 2020” or something to that effect. One of the ‘shows’ he mentioned was called “The Golden Girl” (singular). That show actually could happen now - Betty White starring as Rose, the last survivor.  
Just for the sheer weirdness of it, I’d like to see a series called “How I Met Your Father” with the entire cast of HIMYM reunited, including the two future kids. The series would start with the kids telling their aunt Robin “Dad told us his version of how you two got together. He said this and this and this.” And then the voice-over of Aunt Robin says “No, no, no…he got it all wrong.” And then we flashback to episode one, and repeat every single episode of the series from Robin’s POV, and everything seems wildly different.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/54 "2015-03-28T18:27:34Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Thank God. I hated that show.
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> Coming soon: Man From Uncle, and the Wild Wild West.

\*Wild Wild West \*was a very bad movie, with Will Smith, and _The Man from UNCLE_ with Henry Cavill and Armie Hammer will be out in August.

> [@Don\_Draper](#):
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> Just for the sheer weirdness of it, I’d like to see a series called “How I Met Your Father”

[Planned and dropped](http://deadline.com/2014/05/how-i-met-your-dad-not-going-forward-at-cbs-what-went-wrong-what-happens-next-730012/), though not your version.

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/55 "2015-03-28T19:32:20Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> _Bewitched_. I’m surprised, yet glad, that it hasn’t been already. Horrible movie excepted.

I saw a South American version of it on Russian TV a few years back. It was dismal too. ☹

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**Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/56 "2015-03-28T19:57:04Z")

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BTW, if someone was going to predict _Heroes_, [too late](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_Reborn_(TV_miniseries)).

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**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/57 "2015-04-01T06:45:39Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Not a revival so much as a recasting. As a point of fact, every one of those shows I mentioned had casts that are all (or mostly all) dead by now.
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> Recasting GI would be a real challenge, I will admit.

There would have to be castaways of all different races and sexual orientations if GI was made today. But Gilligan would have to remain a white, heterosexual male because Gilligan is such an idiot. Make the stupid one any other race and hell would be raised.

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**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/58 "2015-04-01T11:14:32Z")

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Before _The Avengers_ (movie) became such a hit, I feared the possibility of a **Buffy the Vampire Slayer** revival.

Doesn’t mean it can’t be rebooted, however. ☹

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/59 "2015-04-01T11:29:42Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> I also have a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that somebody may be contemplating a revival of _The Love Boat_. As a special twist, the captain will be black, the cruise director will be a gay man, and the doctor will be a woman. The bartender will be a wise-cracking black woman. Wanda Sykes will wisely turn down the role. The purser will be the only white guy, and they’ll try to get some known actor for the role, maybe either a stand-up comic, or someone who was a kid actor in the 80s. (Josh Saviano, call your agent!)

If they wanted to really pretend to have a crew similar to actual cruise ships, they’d need to be MUCH more ethnically diverse. I’ve only been on 3 cruises (two different cruise lines) and I’m hard-pressed to remember any Americans in any of the featured positions. Of course, reality has nothing to do with TV anyway.

I seem to recall reading an article about working on cruise ships and there are specific rules about interacting with passengers. But we can’t have facts getting in the way of entertainment. 😃

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**Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-completely-unnecessary-tv-show-revival/716132/60 "2015-04-01T12:39:26Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> … I seem to recall reading an article about working on cruise ships and there are specific rules about interacting with passengers. … 😃

1. No fucking more than 1 passenger at a time.
2. No fucking any passenger more than once (there’s a lot of passengers and not enough crew for them all).

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