# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")
To this thread. Yeah, I’m bored. It’s raining. My camping trip got canceled. So, I’m gonna go work tomorrow. On an inside job I’ve ben putting off. So, anyways… You can talk about whatever you want. But, at the end of your post, PREDICT WHO WILL POST NEXT (It’s an opportunity to mess with the predictions, too) I predict… **Zeldar** ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2 "2003-08-31T18:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*On an inside job I’ve ben putting off. I’m pretty sure talk of criminal activity is frowned upon here. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3 "2003-08-31T18:23:28Z")
I predict **Eonwe**! ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/4 "2003-08-31T18:24:30Z")
Hey all, how’s it going? Just thought I’d stop in and say hi! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/5 "2003-08-31T18:26:43Z")
Oh crap! I squealed on myself. That’s why I spent most of my childhood in a maximum security womens prison. 😕 **Eonwe** , that was good. 🙂 **Michael Ellis** ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/6 "2003-08-31T18:32:52Z")
Using my well-honed psychotic - sorry _psychic_ - powers, I predict the next poster will be **Washte**. ---
**Author:** ![Washte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Washte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washte)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/7 "2003-08-31T18:33:00Z")
Hi **Kal**. ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/8 "2003-08-31T18:34:22Z")
Damn, I’m good. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/9 "2003-08-31T18:37:22Z")
That was smooth, guys. Not quite as smooth as me, but smooth none the less. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/10 "2003-08-31T18:38:58Z")
Oh, and I predict **NoClueBoy** will step in now and tell us to stop messing with the spirit of the game. 🙂 Also, a question for the Boy with no clue: do you actually live in Pottersville? Is your house and all your earthly posessions mortgaged to the man? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/11 "2003-08-31T18:46:17Z")
_:: quickly changes name to **NoClueBoy** … oh wait, it’s taken … darn ::_ In the spirit of keeping with the status quo, **NoClueBoy** will be next. I hope. Or not. It doesn’t really matter. Too much. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/12 "2003-08-31T18:46:19Z")
Wrong! My prediction is **jackelope**. That selection was totally random, btw. What would rule if I were right. Someone page jack so I can be right. Stat! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/13 "2003-08-31T18:47:20Z")
Now that was a simulpost…so I predict **MeanOldLady** will be next. Maybe this time? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/14 "2003-08-31T18:50:11Z")
Hi, **Lel**! **ElfinGuy** , I used to live in Bedford Falls, but then some wingless angel started screwing around and next thing you know… The spirit of the game is alive and well in CHEATING! I love it! 😃 **Q.E.D.** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/15 "2003-08-31T18:57:22Z")
Wrong again. I just spent two hours hanging some shelves. Damn, I’m bad at projects like that. On the other hand, this display of my kitschy tv lamp collection is going to look great once I finish it. I predict… (damn, I didn’t really check to see who’s on)… my good news/bad news pal, **Governor Quinn**. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/16 "2003-08-31T19:03:13Z")
No, sorry **twickster** I bought a dance mat. I like to dance. I predict… Lobsang. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/17 "2003-08-31T19:04:52Z")
oopsadaisy, I mean **Lobsang** of course. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/18 "2003-08-31T19:07:50Z")
Gosh, I love your name, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**. Turns me on. **Aslan of Narnia** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/19 "2003-08-31T19:09:13Z")
Well, I predict **Jonathan Chance**. Or maybe **Casey1505**. Yes, I’m hedging my bets. Oh yeah, I’m cleaning house, or putting it off. I bet that’s exciting, huh? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/20 "2003-08-31T19:13:11Z")
**lel**. I want to marry you. Next Tuesday? **Krisfer the Cat** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=2)