# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/181 "2003-09-01T06:10:51Z")
Yep! ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/182 "2003-09-01T06:11:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Darth Nader \* > \*\*Yep! \*\* Cheater, cheater, **Darth Nader.** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/183 "2003-09-01T06:14:06Z")
Aww… The next poster doesn’t know me. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/184 "2003-09-01T06:35:37Z")
Still no **jackelope** , eh? Damn it. ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/185 "2003-09-01T06:37:23Z")
_As we pass through a million times this night, don’t seem like no sun exists that could eclipse this._ **Cecil Adams.** Worth a shot. Right? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/186 "2003-09-01T06:44:50Z")
I predict **Daoloth** will post next. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/187 "2003-09-01T06:45:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daoloth \* > \*\* > Worth a shot. > > Right? \*\* **Esprix** is so much easier to invoke… Just wait. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/188 "2003-09-01T06:53:28Z")
In the meantime, though, you’re stuck with me. How about…oh… **Mudshark** again. He’s still up and about, posting away. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/189 "2003-09-01T06:59:39Z")
Yeah, I’ll be up for a while. **Scribble**. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/190 "2003-09-01T07:04:02Z")
I’m gonna bet on **lel** again. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/191 "2003-09-01T07:05:19Z")
The only time I’ve ever met her was in Las Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/192 "2003-09-01T07:31:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MeanOldLady \* > \*\*Still no **jackelope** , eh? Damn it. \*\* **MeanOldLady** , I apologize sincerely for my dereliction of duty; I was waaaaay behind in my vanity searching. In my defense, I was at a friend’s house, swimming and grilling. Surely I can’t be faulted for that? Anyway, here I am! If you had posted right before me (and a preview shows that, alas, you haven’t, although it was only an hour ago), you’d be right! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/193 "2003-09-01T07:39:43Z")
What can you do with someone who may not post? **Spoz** ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/194 "2003-09-01T07:45:29Z")
**Boo Boo Foo** ’s in the silly thread right now. I predict a showing here in the next few minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/195 "2003-09-01T07:46:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Mudshark_ > \*\*I predict Orange Skinner will post next. \*\* - > [@](#): > > originally posted by Scribble\* > \*\*Sorry. > > Now Orange Skinner will show up. Unless you pop in, just to ruin my prediction.\*\* - > [@](#): > > originally posted by Lobsang\* > **Orange Skinner right after mee.** Sincerest appologies all around for the delay; I predict **Mudshark** , then **Scribble** , then **Lobsang** …but **Lobsang** won’t be along until a more respectable hour, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/196 "2003-09-01T07:49:56Z")
You’re order’s a bit off, but I think you’re on the right track. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/197 "2003-09-01T08:28:10Z")
A more respectable hour being 9:36am (just before board maintenance) Where are you **Horseflesh**? ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/198 "2003-09-01T10:24:57Z")
I don’t know. He or she was in the Invent-A-Word thread a while ago, though. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/199 "2003-09-01T10:53:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*How about Zeldar, if s/he isn’t all tied up? \*\* Not that it even matters, for all the good posting at SDMB is concerned, but **Zeldar** is a he. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/200 "2003-09-01T10:59:51Z")
I predict **NoClueBoy** just to return the favor, since he predicted me when I wasn’t even awake. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=11)