# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1982 "2003-09-24T01:55:00Z")
nope… Wyatt-ing There once was a man from Moline who invented the great sex machine concave or convex, it would do either sex, but sure was a dickens for **Peritrochoid** to clean … ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1983 "2003-09-24T01:56:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\*Have a piece of gum instead. Lets make it to the 2000. For no other reason as to see if we can. > > right, **NoClueBoy**? \*\* You’ve managed to sum up two of my pet philosophies. I like that. 😉 (I’m known for always having gum, and “post because you can” is a minute part of my philosophy… intelligence and erudition are good qualities, too) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1984 "2003-09-24T02:04:31Z")
Speaking of sex machines, I was in the bookstore today. I found a book called _The Sexual Life of Catherine M._ ----\> quite, um, explicit. Not something I’d buy. **Wyatt** ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1985 "2003-09-24T02:08:57Z")
intersting… you’d rather be seen thumbing through it in the nice public bookstore, than to be caught alone with it at home??? (and who IS Catherine M??? he ponders …) **Flamsterette\_X** … since we seem to be the only ones here, seems like a good bet… ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1986 "2003-09-24T02:17:39Z")
Sorry, **Wyatt** , Rocky’s here too. You’re just a few posts outta synch. Gotta get **White Ink** ’s help sharpening those psychic vibes. I have this deep-down psychic hunch that **Flamsterette\_X** is coming next though … you weren’t _that_ far off. Or maybe it’s just those damn tacos givin’ me that deep-down feelin’. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1987 "2003-09-24T02:21:36Z")
I once saw a very old doggy Who was sleeping as sound as a loggy So I took me some lead Pounded down on his head And now the beast’s fur is all soggy Just wanted to lighten the mood a bit. **filthy beast of meat and hair** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1988 "2003-09-24T02:40:18Z")
**Flami** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1989 "2003-09-24T02:53:51Z")
Y’all just keep predicting those who actually post in this thread fairly often. Mind you, most of you have better track records at prognostication than I do. _runs around the prognostication track_ **RJKUgly** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1990 "2003-09-24T02:55:38Z")
**NCB** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1991 "2003-09-24T02:55:49Z")
There once was a Doper named **Flamster** Who greased up the wheel of each hamster. The squeaking, she said Went right through her poor head And she hated it worse than a spamster. **NoClueBoy** , you’re next! ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1992 "2003-09-24T02:56:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > **Y’all just keep predicting those who actually post in this thread fairly often. Mind you, most of you have better track records at prognostication than I do.** HA! Well, I’ll just bring my track record down a notch. 😃 **Davebear**! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1993 "2003-09-24T02:59:25Z")
Did **Lobsang** get waylaid by Orcs again? We have a Bass Pro fix’n to open over here. Run by Balrogs, I hear. If the women don’t find ya handsome, they better find ya **handy**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1994 "2003-09-24T02:59:31Z")
**ETF** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1995 "2003-09-24T03:01:30Z")
So the goal of the game is to tell Who the next poster will be? What the hell… I’ll give it a go, The next poster to show Will be a young lady named **guinastasia**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1996 "2003-09-24T03:06:14Z")
I like that Animaniacs song where the guy lists all the countries. fun **Bingo Plebney** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1997 "2003-09-24T03:12:39Z")
I hereby prognosticate – without any equipment, **lel** – Ummmmmmm… (gee, mind’s a blank…) Is there a **Happy Lendervedder** in the house? Only four more posts after this to hit the magic number!! 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1998 "2003-09-24T03:16:39Z")
Sure. [Ms.Robyn\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/1999 "2003-09-24T03:16:43Z")
Sure. **Ms.Robyn** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2000 "2003-09-24T03:19:27Z")
An exploded duck doesn’t end in -gry. And no one knows why. **HowieReynolds** ---
**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2001 "2003-09-24T03:23:07Z")
wow… what with your double post, you brought it right up to 1998 … There once was a poster Lendervedder, who double posted better and betterer she hit submit twice thought the hamsters were mice and I haven’t guess the next poster right, yet-er-er but I’m VERY close to being the Why 2-K poster! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=101)