# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2022 "2003-09-24T04:39:43Z")
Jeezus, 41 pages long? **exhausted hamster with an axe** , holding herself hostage-- “Enough already, or the hamster gets it!” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2023 "2003-09-24T04:44:10Z")
Predicting the next poster is fun, but I propose a side bet: How many posts will this thing have when it gets closed down. 2104 and **Darth Nader** ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2024 "2003-09-24T04:45:07Z")
Hello? Yes? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2025 "2003-09-24T04:46:11Z")
**Happy Lenderverwhatever** , of course. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2026 "2003-09-24T05:25:16Z")
**lel** Eventually, I _will_ get it right. I hope. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2027 "2003-09-24T09:29:48Z")
To Y2K or not to Y2K, that is the question. Whether tis nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of the hamsters’ outrageous workload, Or to… Sorry, got a bit carried away there. I don’t have fangs **ETF** , **Tir Tinuvel** has fangs though, and she might even pop in next to show them off. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2028 "2003-09-24T11:20:55Z")
Good Morning y’all. **Boyo Jim** or **green bladder** ---
**Author:** ![Blink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b38774/32.png) [@Blink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blink)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2029 "2003-09-24T11:32:32Z")
Wrong. **RoundGuy** will stalk me here. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2030 "2003-09-24T11:38:14Z")
Nope, but I will. **lel** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2031 "2003-09-24T11:47:20Z")
Oh, come now, **Angua** – whoever heard of a werewolf sans fangs? You’re just trying to lull me into complacency and lure me within reach, aren’t you? **Idle Thoughts** , we haven’t been seeing much of you lately. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2032 "2003-09-24T11:50:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Oh, come now, **Angua** – whoever heard of a werewolf sans fangs? You’re just trying to lull me into complacency and lure me within reach, aren’t you? \*\* No, its not true. I don’t have fangs, honest, see - 😃 Besides, its not that time of the month. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2033 "2003-09-24T12:51:23Z")
**werebear** 😕 there bear there castle ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2034 "2003-09-24T13:03:02Z")
oooooh! pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pages and pa… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2035 "2003-09-24T13:04:36Z")
Bwahaha! Psst… **Tir** - blue drink over there ----------------\> 😃 **Tir** , coming back for her drink. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2036 "2003-09-24T13:27:18Z")
Last night, I started rereading the entire thread. I’m up to about the Council of Nicea right now. Looking forward to the Dark Ages. **Ironikinit** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2037 "2003-09-24T13:32:42Z")
**Idle Thoughts** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2038 "2003-09-24T14:09:26Z")
[B[NCB\*\* ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2039 "2003-09-24T14:14:06Z")
**Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2040 "2003-09-24T14:22:38Z")
Name the song “Church house gin house. School house outhouse. On highway number 19, Where people keep the city clean” [B}NCB\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2041 "2003-09-24T14:43:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Y2K? > > Y not? > > 🙂 > > **zeldar** \*\* You rang? **Blonde** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=101) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=103)