# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2042 "2003-09-24T14:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > There once was a girl from DeGrasse > Who had a remarkable ass > Not rounded and pink > As **sperfur** might think > It was brown, had long ears, and ate grass. Ummm, yeah. Ass. Grass. **Super Gnat** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2043 "2003-09-24T16:02:54Z")
**Angua** Well, it worked last time! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2044 "2003-09-24T16:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zeldar \* > \*\*You rang? > > **Blonde** \*\* Here I am!! How about… **Quasimodem?** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2045 "2003-09-24T16:09:54Z")
**Super Gnat** , are you saying that **sperfur’s** ass is grass? :eek: I thought we weren’t supposed to threaten other What? Oh. :o Maybe **fizzygood** will arrive and **makefeelnice**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2046 "2003-09-24T16:11:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\ ***Angua** > > Well, it worked last time! \*\* If it wasn’t for those pesky kids! **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2047 "2003-09-24T16:49:13Z")
**Eve**! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2048 "2003-09-24T17:11:24Z")
**Angua** Third times a charm! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2049 "2003-09-24T18:17:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > **[NCB** Oh, that’s me! **kingpengvin** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2050 "2003-09-24T18:19:03Z")
There once was a curate from kew, Who kept a black cat in a pew, He taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek, But it never got further than mu. **Happy Lendervedder** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2051 "2003-09-24T18:33:12Z")
**gum** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2052 "2003-09-24T18:40:23Z")
well, I’ll be… **AbbySthrnAccent** \* what does the ‘Sthrn’ in your name mean? \* ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2053 "2003-09-24T18:44:23Z")
Southern! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2054 "2003-09-24T19:21:13Z")
Hi, **Blonde**! Want some **gum**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2055 "2003-09-24T19:29:04Z")
sthrn = southern without vowels because of a space constraint whereever I first started using this moniker. **gum** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2056 "2003-09-24T19:31:31Z")
Although, it’s not really southern or sthrn, it’s more of a Texas drawl. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2057 "2003-09-24T20:22:51Z")
Any bets on how long it will take to get to 3,000 posts in this thread? I summon hence: **Fretful Porpentine**!! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2058 "2003-09-24T20:34:21Z")
**ETF** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2059 "2003-09-24T20:38:30Z")
thanks. It kept me awake. - no more gum today \* **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2060 "2003-09-24T20:42:19Z")
I think I’ll start drinking again. **gum** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2061 "2003-09-24T20:52:33Z")
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