# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2062 "2003-09-24T21:07:39Z")
At the average rate of this thread, it will take untill October 5th to get to 3K posts. Then, it can be MPS3K! And we can have little robots make fun of us! Sweet! **Linus Van Pelt** ed with large stones. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2063 "2003-09-24T21:11:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*Ummm, yeah. Ass. Grass. > > **Super Gnat** šŸ˜› \*\* I didnā€™t mean it like that! It was in the back of some book I canā€™t remember. Only instead of **sperfur** it said ā€œsome folkā€. Wubs? I predict **gum** next. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2064 "2003-09-24T21:17:10Z")
I like my old bumper sticker: _ **Gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free.** _ **Rockateer** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2065 "2003-09-24T21:44:29Z")
Thatā€™s a cute oneā€¦ **Super Gnat** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2066 "2003-09-24T22:01:50Z")
**Olā€™Gaffer**! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2067 "2003-09-24T22:03:42Z")
Woopsie! Stupid typos. I meant **ivylass**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2068 "2003-09-25T00:37:21Z")
Gee, where did everybody go? What? You mean thereā€™s life outside the SDMB? Where? Maybe I should go find **Plankspanker** and inquire further. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2069 "2003-09-25T01:30:30Z")
Wow, everyone must be watching the ā€œWest Wingā€ season premiere or something. But Iā€™ll bet **lionors** ainā€™t. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2070 "2003-09-25T01:35:49Z")
Yooud didnā€™t en d your post with **Happy**! I have a deahache **Ponder Stibbons** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2071 "2003-09-25T02:30:55Z")
I really, really want to see in here: **Soapbox Monkey**!! ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2072 "2003-09-25T02:58:56Z")
**Greywolf** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2073 "2003-09-25T02:59:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*Yooud didnā€™t en d your post with **Happy**! > > \*\* Iā€™ve refrained from doing so in this thread in order not to confuse people as to what my prediction was. Clarity is of the _utmost_ importance in a thread such as this. [quote] **I have a deahache** [quote] Anneā€™s younger sister, I believe. Not a lesbian, either. [lel]b[/lel] ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2074 "2003-09-25T03:16:40Z")
**ETF** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2075 "2003-09-25T03:30:02Z")
Well, I went and helped my partner install his new whirlpool type jet tub in their tiny bathroom. Thank Og his wife is out of state visiting family, she wouldā€™ve had a wilderbeast over what we doing to the walls. Got it framed in and did the plumbing, tomorrow we put up new tile. It was kind of a Dirk Gently project. No way would that tub fit through any opening in the house, ever. But, we did it. All thatā€™s left is the finishing. And day-am, we are good at that! Woo hoo! Iā€™m not a lesbian, either. **Uvula Doner** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2076 "2003-09-25T04:01:51Z")
Keep trying, **Mikie**. Eventually, you shall call me, and I shall come. _has a taste for some prognosticator cereal now_ **Ooner** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2077 "2003-09-25T04:10:44Z")
heh. I was asleep. Itā€™s 6:20 in the morning. Can I order some coffee here? **lel** lebel ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2078 "2003-09-25T04:14:06Z")
Who is **5 Time Champ**? ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2079 "2003-09-25T04:16:58Z")
**lel** _smack_ ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2080 "2003-09-25T04:22:07Z")
What, **gum**? Oh, fine. _prognosticator gum wrapper on floor_ **tavalla** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2081 "2003-09-25T04:31:12Z")
Iā€™m just giving you a lel, **lel** \*\*coffee \*\* pleaseā€¦ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=103) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=105)