# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2102 "2003-09-25T16:01:11Z")
_pops up_ Apparantly I’m too loud. **AbbySthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2103 "2003-09-25T16:08:11Z")
What’s happened to **fizzy**? Did she ever do that David Blain thing? (is that his name, even? you know… the glass box guy.) What do you get if you multiply six by nine? **Dirk Gently** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2104 "2003-09-25T16:13:12Z")
**fizzy’s** jsut started at Uni, so with one thing and another, she’s probably really busy. Apparantly, she did do that David Blaine thing, she told us all about it on NADS. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2105 "2003-09-25T16:48:34Z")
**NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2106 "2003-09-25T18:29:23Z")
You do know what “nads” means to us USA types, don’t you?🙂 **terd\_ferguson** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2107 "2003-09-25T19:01:09Z")
Maybe I should send **fizzy** a nice turkey sandwich? Come unto us, **if6was9**. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2108 "2003-09-25T19:51:06Z")
Bless me for I have thinned **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2109 "2003-09-25T20:13:17Z")
Repaint! And thin no more **fithygoodmakefeelnithe** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2110 "2003-09-25T20:15:37Z")
Soon to be joining this thread, in a desperate attempt to escape from the clutches of **Death, the Destroyer of Worlds** : **a bird on the wire** Little does he know that **EddyTeddyFreddy** lurks here… ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2111 "2003-09-25T21:51:13Z")
**gum** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2112 "2003-09-25T22:00:04Z")
14,802 died in France as a result of the Summer heat wave. That’s an awful lot. Now, for lighter news… Generalisimo Fransico Franco is still dead. That’s the news, and have a pleasant tomorrow. **Chevy Chase** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2113 "2003-09-25T22:20:46Z")
Is there a **psychomonkey** in the house? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2114 "2003-09-26T01:42:10Z")
My latest ex (the one I’m not going out with) called me up this afternoon and said she was clearing out a bunch of her stuff, wanted to know if I was interested in her albums. Well, I have tons of albums, still use my turntables all the time (she knows this), so I said yes. I went over to look through the vinyls. Oh my god, we have such different tastes. Out of 500 some odd albums, I found maybe a dozen that were duplicates of something I already had. I found about 100 that I wanted, 1/3 of which were Elvis from the 50s 60s and 70s that her ex husband had left. Cool. I took all the others, too. She was going to toss them, I’ll see they get a good home. **RogueRacer** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2115 "2003-09-26T02:36:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wyatt \* > \*\*oh, boy, I could be part of another **Why** on earth **2K** Party … > > I’ll hedge my bets and guess we’ll see either **Petrochoid** or **Jaade** or both … > within the next 3 posts… \*\* ~runs through and grabs **Wyatt** ~ **NCB** , where ya been hidin’? ~J ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2116 "2003-09-26T02:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Super Gnat \* > **I didn’t mean it like that! It was in the back of some book I can’t remember. Only instead of sperfur it said “some folk”. Wubs?** Wubs. I was going to type a cute limerick about how you know me so well - I’d never think of a donkey. But people we’re talking to me and expecting me to do _actual work_, so I didn’t get to be cute. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2117 "2003-09-26T02:53:26Z")
**NCB** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2118 "2003-09-26T03:04:11Z")
Oh - that last post, let’s pretend I predicted myself. Allow me to rephrase - I’m _always_ cute. I just didn’t have time to flaunt my cuteness. That’s it. Yeah. **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2119 "2003-09-26T03:06:50Z")
Dear **Abby** guessed **NoClueBoy** – wrong. Our **sperfur** guessed no one – so long! **Jaade** runs and grabs **Wyatt** ; **gum** lithpth until I’m at My wits’ end! Come, **Angua-Loll-Tongue**! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2120 "2003-09-26T03:07:22Z")
_prognosticator balloons inflated_ **krokodil** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2121 "2003-09-26T03:07:23Z")
\*\*sperfer[/], I’m going to Branson in a couple of weeks. Guess who I might see? We just smiled and waved. Sittin’ there on that sack of seeds. **jpeg\_junky** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=107)