# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2142 "2003-09-26T20:58:02Z")
I have a dirty little secret. But I won’t tell. **donkeyoatey** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2143 "2003-09-26T22:23:40Z")
Hmph. **Happy** , you’re a tease. Got any clean secrets you’d care to spill? But you’ll have to wipe up after yourself. **Guinastasia** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2144 "2003-09-27T03:26:25Z")
Bleach mixed with heavy-duty degreaser will take even the skankiest mildew off your shower tile, the nastiest rust stains off your porcelin tub, and make your kitchen sink sparkle. Happy ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2145 "2003-09-27T03:29:57Z")
Geez, I thought you said _cleaning_ secrets. **mehendo** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2146 "2003-09-27T03:52:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I got stoned… > > and it went right by > > by > > by!\*\* Ooh, ooooooh, I _must_ take a peek at your music collection sometime. _“Grab your coat and get your hat son, There’s a nut down on the corner, Givin’ dollar bills away”_ **Mikie** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2147 "2003-09-27T04:03:01Z")
**ETF** ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2148 "2003-09-27T04:55:13Z")
Seems I’m an hour late. Sorry. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2149 "2003-09-27T05:01:53Z")
Well, I went a laid tile in a kitchen this afternoon. Needed some scratch, ya know? Well, afterwards, sittin’ havin a couple of longnecks, my pal asks about my ex gf. I got confused about which one and I tols him she’s strippin’ now. So, we go to see her. She has been wantin’ me to come see her work, and just callin to talk and stuff. Have you ever had your ex girlfriend give you a lap dance in front of 100 or so people? Interesting. She told me she’s coming over after work. Does that mean she’s no longer my ex? And what do I do about my other ex I went out with again last week? Why am I suddenly an ex gf magnate? So… do i leave the door unlocked? Put a key under the flower pot? (it’s a different place, but she might remember that from the place she _ahem_ “visited” so often in the past.) Or do I let her bang on the door? Crap! Do I really want this to start all over again? My bud & his wifey thought she and i were a forever match when we were together. I’m seriously thinking of becoming gay. I hear you can catch it at certain nightclubs. Haw haw. Um… what? **Metallicblue** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2150 "2003-09-27T05:21:15Z")
**sperfer** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2151 "2003-09-27T05:21:30Z")
Sounds like an interesting situation with one of the hundreds of ex-girlfriends, **NCB**. Good luck, man – that’s all I have to say. _wonders if **NoClueBoy** would like a prognosticator lap dance_ **Duck Duck Goose** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2152 "2003-09-27T05:22:44Z")
**ncb** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2153 "2003-09-27T10:03:20Z")
Hello… **ETF** , at whom I bite my thumb 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2154 "2003-09-27T17:22:26Z")
**lel** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2155 "2003-09-27T18:54:36Z")
I’m here. So is my prognosticator tinfoil hat. **Tisiphone** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2156 "2003-09-27T19:02:36Z")
Gosh, my life is weird. [**Abby**](http://www.sexy-superheroine-models.com/16a.htm) **SthrnAccent** ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2157 "2003-09-27T19:06:29Z")
**Esprix**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2158 "2003-09-27T19:12:53Z")
I predict the cats will drag in (kicking and screaming): **Rooves**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2159 "2003-09-27T19:13:49Z")
I’m not **Esprix**. _prognosticator fabulousness meter up high_ **BethCro** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2160 "2003-09-27T19:21:27Z")
Will **Lady Venom** scare away **Laughing Lagomorph**? Stay tuned to this channel! ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2161 "2003-09-27T21:18:05Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** : gum-de-gum-gum; gum-de-gum-gum-GUMMMMM!!! Is the theme from Dragnet? I’m so happy now. _kissing you on your three noses_ **lel** the famous prognosticator. _[don’t prognosticate me, I’m in bed]_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=107) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=109)