# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 109

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2162 "2003-09-27T21:25:48Z")

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Hmm… a prognosticator (in) bed brings up wild possibilities. 😉

No, you just get me… a little battle-scarred, but marginally here.

**lel**

F\_X

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2163 "2003-09-27T22:10:52Z")

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Sorry I’m late.  
**Mikie**

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**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2164 "2003-09-27T23:56:14Z")

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No.

CECIL ADAMS!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2165 "2003-09-28T01:21:30Z")

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Cecil, Schmecil. Does he really exist?

I summon forth from the vasty deep:

**TubaDiva**!!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2166 "2003-09-28T01:41:48Z")

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**gum**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2167 "2003-09-28T02:47:55Z")

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Nope, sorry – just the crazy cat lady. Which reminds me – let me now predict:

**Crazy Cat Lady**.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2168 "2003-09-28T02:50:20Z")

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**Angua**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2169 "2003-09-28T06:07:09Z")

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**Lobsang** … is he still around?

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2170 "2003-09-28T06:08:54Z")

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I don’t know. Am I still around.

_jumps on the prognosticator bed – hee, fun!_

**Blonde**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2171 "2003-09-28T06:14:06Z")

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Me again.

_sits down and chills out after the mini-Olympics and the auction_

**gum**

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2172 "2003-09-28T06:22:50Z")

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_holds a prognosticator auction_

**Fear Itself**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2173 "2003-09-28T06:23:50Z")

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And what would be on sale at this prognosticator auction?

**lel**

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2174 "2003-09-28T07:06:29Z")

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Nope,  
But I made it here, if not a little late.  
Hmmmm how about,  
**NoClueBoy**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2175 "2003-09-28T07:07:33Z")

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**Gobear** , you leaped the wrong way with what I said.

If Congress established the parks system, then the separation demands that they allow the brick. “Congress shall make no law…”

In rereading my post, I don’t see how you came to the conclusion you must have made in order ask that. 😕

Question quoted in my post: Does SOCAS demand that religious worship should be banned from the state and national parks?

My answer (edited for increased clarity): depends on who has the authority… If Congress,… I say no.

Now, if the parks system was private, and had nothing to do with Congress, then they could enact any policy they want. Since they aren’t, tho, SOCAS applies.

Basically, **gobear** , I’m on your side in regards to this issue.

Of course, I am not a Constitutional lawyer. And, I consider myself Christian. So my take on the whole Q of SOCAS may be somewhat skewed.

But, the way I see it: If Congress cannot force me into or out of any religion, then it also cannot (within reason) prohibit me from worshiping as I choose. Free speech applies, too (IMHO). The brick should’ve been allowed.

“Within reason” means that some things, like child sacrifice, disturbance of the peace, dangerous activity, can be legislated against. Freedom of religion in those cases must be relative. (I’m pretty sure The Court has already dealt with that, though. What, about a hundred years ago?)

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Just seeing what was on my clipboard.

Fits in with the general non-sequitur-ness of this zombie thread. 🙂  
\<\<And what would be on sale at this prognosticator auction?\>\>

**Atomic Badger Racing**

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2176 "2003-09-28T09:28:03Z")

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selling, selling, Sold.

Don’t prognosticate me when I’m asleep. I do different hours, you know. It’s Sunday morning 11:35 here and I ought to be in church. [I think]

**Angua**?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2177 "2003-09-28T13:14:12Z")

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**Ashtar**

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2178 "2003-09-28T15:30:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\ ***Lobsang** … is he still around? \*\*

Lobsang has discovered the joy (or curse) of chat room quiz-bots.

(I downloaded mirc the other day)

**AirmanDoorsUSAF**  
(assuming he still has that name)

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2179 "2003-09-28T15:31:50Z")

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**Scotticher**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2180 "2003-09-28T15:36:41Z")

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**gum**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2181 "2003-09-28T15:41:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by gum \*  
> \*\*selling, selling, Sold.
> 
> Don’t prognosticate me when I’m asleep. I do different hours, you know. It’s Sunday morning 11:35 here and I ought to be in church. [I think]
> 
> **Angua**? \*\*

Right now, it’s 8:55 AM… and I feel like sleeping. However, I’m going to church as usual. (went to bed at 2:45 AM)

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