# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 11

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/201 "2003-09-01T11:45:39Z")

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Sorry, it’s me instead.

I am 100% certain that it’s going to be… **yojimbo**.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/202 "2003-09-01T11:50:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by iampunha \*  
> \*\*::runs nekkid through thread:: \*\*

Whoo Hoo!!  
**Angua**

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/203 "2003-09-01T11:53:11Z")

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I’m still rooting for **SPOOFE**.

Where art thou, SPOOFE?!?!

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/204 "2003-09-01T12:02:32Z")

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I think it’s gonna be **NoClueBoy** again. And I’m always right.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/205 "2003-09-01T12:09:56Z")

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Wrong! Now I predict **NoClueBoy** just on general principles.

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/206 "2003-09-01T12:25:22Z")

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HaHA! You, also, are wrong.

Just a random shot in the dark here… **NoClueBoy**

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/207 "2003-09-01T12:28:08Z")

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I’m going to suggest **NoClueBoy** since he started this thread and deserves to have himself mentioned in it. As often as possible. Besides, if everybody predicts **NoClueBoy** then somebody has to be right, right?

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/208 "2003-09-01T12:34:53Z")

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Seeing as **Zeldar** keeps making completely stupid suggestions, I’m going to get this game back on course by suggesting **NoClueBoy**. Then I’m going to go away and stop molesting this thread.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/209 "2003-09-01T12:53:32Z")

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Wrong again!

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/210 "2003-09-01T13:02:49Z")

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Yeah go and spoil all my fun!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/211 "2003-09-01T13:06:02Z")

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You didn’t predict anybody!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/212 "2003-09-01T13:08:17Z")

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Ah, so **Zeldar** is indeed a _HE_ – just as I suspected all along! I’m all for giving the benefit of the doubt, though. 😛

Hmmmmmm… who’s next? Aw, I’ve never typed this before but… **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** – makes me feel all…  
What?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/213 "2003-09-01T13:09:01Z")

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Nice try!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/214 "2003-09-01T13:10:11Z")

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I’ll go with **EddyTeddyFreddy** this time.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/215 "2003-09-01T13:15:42Z")

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(huff puff huff puff huff puff)…  
Did I make it in time?

**Zeldar** back at ya!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/216 "2003-09-01T13:16:50Z")

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Ding! Okay, **EddyTeddyFreddy** , your turn.

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/217 "2003-09-01T13:18:52Z")

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**december**.

What?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/218 "2003-09-01T13:20:31Z")

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Whazzat?.. Oh, Hi Zeldar! I’ve been off posting in your thread thread, and stopped in to visit the death rays, and… okay, I’ll make a prediction before I go play word association.

Hmmmmm… **Zeldar** is almost too easy; I get the feeling _ **HE** _ is lurking out there, waiting…

So I’ll make a WAG and say: **NoClue Boy**!

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**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/219 "2003-09-01T13:21:08Z")

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awww, poor old **december** , I bet he’d just love this game.

Next up is **rolandgunslinger**

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/220 "2003-09-01T13:23:08Z")

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Nope. Cause I’m still here.

Sorry to wreck it for you, but I’m still working.

My bet is **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** within 3 posts.

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