# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2182 "2003-09-28T15:55:40Z")

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**Lobsang**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2183 "2003-09-28T16:04:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*  
> [**Abby**](http://www.sexy-superheroine-models.com/16a.htm) **SthrnAccent** \*\*

There’s a link in that there prognosis, y’all. (It’s **Abby** ’s photo)

**Mr Blue Sky**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2184 "2003-09-28T16:05:37Z")

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I just shattered my brother’s perceptions on how long it takes me to eat a banana. Heh. 🙂

**Avvy**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2185 "2003-09-28T16:06:43Z")

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Umm… I meant “Abby,” of course. Sorry… kind’ve in a rush. Not good, I know.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2186 "2003-09-28T16:35:14Z")

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How long does it take you to eat a banana, **Flami**?

_prognosticator…BANANA!_

**Miss Creant**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2187 "2003-09-28T17:13:22Z")

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Ohmigawd, everybody take cover! It’s:

**The Man With The Golden Gun**!!!

(I wonder if it shoots silver bullets?)

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2188 "2003-09-28T17:19:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*There’s a link in that there prognosis, y’all. (It’s **Abby** ’s photo)
> 
> **Mr Blue Sky** \*\*

It’s not _THIS_ Abby.

**lel**

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2189 "2003-09-28T17:22:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \*  
> \*\*It’s not _THIS_ Abby.
> 
> **lel** \*\*

damn

**ETF**

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2190 "2003-09-28T17:24:05Z")

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wrong

**lel**

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2191 "2003-09-28T17:26:10Z")

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wrong!

wait…right!

_prognosticator magazine in hand, reading name of **dave316** _

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2192 "2003-09-28T17:27:56Z")

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Hi **Lobsang**! Hi, **Abby, lel**! Anyone else in the usual gang out there? You’re all invited over for a cup of tea and some fresh-baked cookies.

No, I didn’t bake them. They’re being delivered right now by:

**Satisfying Andy Licious**.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2193 "2003-09-28T17:33:04Z")

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I wonder how **Sperfer** ’s party went?

**Wikkit**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2194 "2003-09-28T17:37:05Z")

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**quiltguy154**

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2195 "2003-09-28T18:54:30Z")

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What kind of cookies?

Umm, **Flamsterette\_X** is 8:55 a good time to go to church?

You’re all invited for some real good stuff from Holland. [tulips, I mean, ofcourse]

**EddyTeddyFreddy**

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2196 "2003-09-28T19:15:59Z")

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**Satisfying Andy Licious**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2197 "2003-09-28T19:20:29Z")

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(Scraping sole of shoe)

Hi, **gum**! They’re peanut butter cookies – my favorite! And **Flamsterette\_X** is bringing banana bread. **lel** promised to provide the prognosticator pie, and I think **AbbySthrnAccent** is bringing the sweet iced tea, if you don’t want some hot **Lobsang** Souchong.

**NoClueBoy** is bringing his appetite.

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2198 "2003-09-28T19:36:34Z")

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Hi **EddyTeddyFreddy** (I’m a non-sticky gum.)

Mmmm, peanut butter cookies. How about some nice Grolsch beer instead of tea?

\*I realize this is not the time or place, but: What’s with you guys and peanut butter? Do you put it in everything? 🙂 \*

Maybe **NoClueBoy** is attracted to the beer…

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2199 "2003-09-28T19:41:18Z")

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Like a moth to the flame…

**Palinurus**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2200 "2003-09-28T20:07:19Z")

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:: Singing at top of lungs ::

I like peanut butter  
Creamy peanut butter  
chunky peanut butter too!

Ah, what would an American childhood be without peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

So, **gum** – is that as in “rubber”? As in gumboots?

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2201 "2003-09-28T21:07:02Z")

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hehehehehe, ::stuffing parsley in my ears::

Nah, gum as in eraser

I can’t imagine eating jelly \* and \* peanut butter together.

**NoClueBoy**?

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