# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2202 "2003-09-28T21:31:09Z")

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**ETF**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2203 "2003-09-28T21:34:46Z")

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**NCB**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2204 "2003-09-28T21:43:01Z")

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So, **gum** … would that make you an eraserhead?

Eating peanut butter and jelly together of course requires two slices of white bread, one slathered with grape jelly (I fully expect to hear form devotees of other flavors on THAT) and the other with either smooth or crunchy peanut butter. Mind you, the bread should be Wonder Bread or another highly refined bleached flour type. Whole-grain, healthfood-type bread just doesn’t make a proper PBJ sandwich.

**NCB** , back me up on this one!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2205 "2003-09-28T21:47:45Z")

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**quiltguy154**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2206 "2003-09-28T22:18:14Z")

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Ew!  
I not liking the white bread.  
Real peanut butter, consisting of only peanuts, oil, and salt, with fresh strawberry preserves, fruit, pectin, and sugar only, on whole wheat, stone ground bread. Sliced diagonally. Dipped in ice cold whole cow milk.

An amazing cacophany of tastes and textures!  
I can’t stand peanut butter cookies or candy, though… It’s loathsome.  
**Elaelle**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2207 "2003-09-28T22:22:56Z")

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oh yeah…  
[Brains!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214023)  
**ccwaterback**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2208 "2003-09-28T22:28:06Z")

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**ETF**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2209 "2003-09-28T23:00:43Z")

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(Returning form “Brains” thread, licking whiskers and purring)

Now, what’s for dessert? Ahhhhh…

**dreadnougat**

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**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2210 "2003-09-28T23:28:42Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by lel \*  
> \*\*wrong!
> 
> wait…right!
> 
> _prognosticator magazine in hand, reading name of **dave316** _ \*\*

oh cool I was right 🆒, do I get a prize?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2211 "2003-09-28T23:54:47Z")

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**Sternvogel**

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2212 "2003-09-29T00:12:06Z")

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45 pages!!! Dear God, people- get a hobby!

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2213 "2003-09-29T00:13:10Z")

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Oh, I predict EddyTeddyFreddy

😃

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2214 "2003-09-29T00:17:16Z")

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😕  
😃

**NCB**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2215 "2003-09-29T00:33:43Z")

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Galloping around the last turn…

And down the stretch he comes! (Or she?)

and it’s…

**Horseflesh** by a neck!

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2216 "2003-09-29T00:57:06Z")

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**Angua**

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2217 "2003-09-29T02:50:47Z")

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I come and go as I please  
Unpredictable, and at my ease  
La la la la la  
Whether at day or night  
One post at a time, and I’m outta sight  
La la la la la

(The above is an original composition of **Super Gnat**.)  
**Laughing Lagomorph**

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**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2218 "2003-09-29T03:02:17Z")

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**Angua**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2219 "2003-09-29T03:04:08Z")

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I wish **Idle Thoughts** would drop by.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2220 "2003-09-29T03:07:34Z")

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Yeah, **Idle** ’s 'sposed to start a new story thread for us writer wierdos.

Where it at?

**I Love Me, Vol. I**

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2221 "2003-09-29T05:11:26Z")

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Did you know we make peanut butter _sauce_ - which is hot and salty?

We have it on grilled meat - and on french fries. Sometimes mayonaise \*and \* peanut butter sauce \* and \* raw onions on the fries. It’s called war-fries. Eww? Yes, eww.

**EddyTeddyFreddy**?

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