# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2242 "2003-09-30T00:50:52Z")
NO! It is I! He who must be appeased with much tithe and many offerrings! He whom many nubile young lovelies must serve lest I _Lose My Cool_ ™ **AbbySthrnAccent**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2243 "2003-09-30T01:26:51Z")
Hey, **verbenabeast** , tithe _THIS!!!_ :: Sounds of large, wet, semisolid objects landing on beast :: HA! I say, _HA!!!_ **NoClueBoy** – ain’t nobody got _my_ number. And now… **Tamerlane!!!** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2244 "2003-09-30T02:01:12Z")
Hi Beast! Sorry I am late. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2245 "2003-09-30T02:37:11Z")
**Nobody!** The crystal ball tells me this thread will die here and now. No further predictions, no further prognostications, no further posts. I have killed this thread. This thread is done. [sub]Although if anyone’s going to prove me wrong, it’ll be **Abby.** [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2246 "2003-09-30T02:41:53Z")
**sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2247 "2003-09-30T02:42:42Z")
I’m sorry, **Happy** , but the prognosticator nag just won’t leave me alone until I post to this thread. Alternately, until **ccwaterback** posts to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2248 "2003-09-30T02:47:29Z")
I think it’s time we had some deep thoughts in this thread. **BrainGlutton** , where are you? Over at the “Mmmmm… Brains” thread? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2249 "2003-09-30T02:51:39Z")
**Happy** I’m but I am late again. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2250 "2003-09-30T02:55:15Z")
Damn, damn, damn and damn! **Fl’ms’e’e’te’** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2251 "2003-09-30T02:58:55Z")
**lel** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2252 "2003-09-30T02:59:42Z")
Hi, **Happy**! Do you think we’ll see **Zeldar** come strolling by? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2253 "2003-09-30T03:01:45Z")
**sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2254 "2003-09-30T03:15:53Z")
**EdTedFred** , if I was a bettin’ man, I’d bet my car on that **gum** fellow stopping by next. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2255 "2003-09-30T03:17:00Z")
**if6was9** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2256 "2003-09-30T03:21:03Z")
Good thing I’m not a bettin’ man. **DaPearl** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2257 "2003-09-30T03:40:31Z")
**Happy**? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2258 "2003-09-30T03:44:43Z")
**lel**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2259 "2003-09-30T03:51:23Z")
**Happy** Again? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2260 "2003-09-30T04:03:03Z")
Oh… **Abby**? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2261 "2003-09-30T04:07:16Z")
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