# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2282 "2003-09-30T15:56:43Z")
**gum** anyone? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2283 "2003-09-30T16:01:22Z")
DID YOU BRING ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE? **Hello Kitty** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2284 "2003-09-30T16:02:37Z")
sure, Thanks, **Abby** with-the-southern- **Accent** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2285 "2003-09-30T16:35:18Z")
Yes? **SALicious** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2286 "2003-09-30T17:48:01Z")
An unfinished Limerick: There once was a broad named Olive Who was heavily into doll love. Her Barbie and Ken? I don’t know where they been. \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_. **NoClueBoy** , finish 'er up. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2287 "2003-09-30T20:08:31Z")
But there’s [pudding](http://members16.clubphoto.com/michelle759912/1648177/guest.phtml) all over her glove. Top that, **NCB**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2288 "2003-09-30T20:13:21Z")
**Mikie** What!? ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2289 "2003-09-30T20:19:58Z")
And, lo, I was right… **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2290 "2003-09-30T22:39:27Z")
**sperfur** , that was beautiful. **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2291 "2003-09-30T22:53:59Z")
Dr Pepper ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2292 "2003-09-30T23:28:11Z")
**Abby** , congrats on being the most prolific poster to this thread. Your presence makes up just under 14% of all posts. THe ten posters with the most contributions ( **AbbySthrnAccent NoClueBoy, EddyTeddyFreddy, Angua, lel, Flamsterette\_X, fizzygoodmakefeelnice, sperfur, Idle Thoughts** and me) make up a whopping 71% of this thread’s posts. Up next: **Ringo** , whom I’ve never seen with his pants on… ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2293 "2003-09-30T23:34:32Z")
I’ve completely forgotten why I loaded amazon, can **sperfur** help me remember? ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2294 "2003-09-30T23:45:38Z")
Well that’s a little embarrassing. I guess I’ll have to unsubscribe to the thread and stop coming back. **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2295 "2003-09-30T23:58:43Z")
Aw, don’t go away. I was just going to predict you. 🙂 **Abby**? ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2296 "2003-10-01T00:01:49Z")
**if6was9**! Where is that boy?! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2297 "2003-10-01T00:07:42Z")
[Safe Sex](http://www.whatsbetter.com/display.pyt?item=2385) **London\_Calling** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2298 "2003-10-01T00:22:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > **Umm, Flamsterette\_X is 8:55 a good time to go to church?** Not really… it’s way too early. However, the service starts at 9:45… and my dad insists on getting there by 9:30. I actually went to church at 9:15 or so, because I went with my brother and our friend Eric. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\*And Flamsterette\_X is bringing banana bread. \*\* Banana bread and spozdogs! 😃 **Abby**? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2299 "2003-10-01T01:24:28Z")
Hi all! **Abby** , don’t you dare desert the regulars here in Prognostithread. We’d miss you! And besides, it would become even more nakedly apparent, how I’ve been boosting my post count toward the magical thousand number. 😉 Who’s that I see, shambling toward us over the dunes? Why, it’s… **Muad’Dib** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2300 "2003-10-01T03:49:12Z")
Well folks, it looks like our little experiment in prognostication is winding down. The posts are coming further and further apart; I’ve unwittingly embarrassed a crowd favorite into permanent dessertion; hell, even our host hisself hasn’t posted in pert’near 12 hours… So now, I predict…I predict…I predict…cooler temperatures tomorrow with scattered showers late. A high around 56, with a frost/freeze advisory overnight. Then on Thursday, temperatures continue to drop, with clearing skies, and a high of 52. Say goodnight, **NCB**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2301 "2003-10-01T04:11:03Z")
Dammit, **Happy** , this thread cannot die till it hits 3000 posts. Or at least 2500. Or at least one more. Dagnabbit, I was planning to have my thousandth post party here among my pals. **Abby** , come back! **Angua** , can you track her down? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=116)