# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 116
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2302 "2003-10-01T04:17:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*I’ve completely forgotten why I loaded amazon, can **sperfur** help me remember? \*\* Ummm, did it have to do with wrestling naked in pudding at a dopefest? If not, then I’m afraid I don’t know. **Lobsang** _sexy new pants dance just for you, darlin’_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2303 "2003-10-01T04:27:23Z")
Do you think if we renamed this thread “Naked Pudding Wrestling” we’d get new participants flocking in? C’mon, **lel** , haul out your prognosticating dessert spoon! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2304 "2003-10-01T04:28:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\*Yes? > > **SALicious** \*\* And the winner for the best pun on my username is … \*\*AbbySthrnAccent \*\* ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2305 "2003-10-01T04:41:00Z")
And here it comes – _ **post number one thousand!!!** _ I was looking at my last post before this, number 999, and thinking if I stood on my head it would look like The Number Of The Beast. But before it could be confirmed, I fell off my monitor. **NoClueBoy** , this is all your fault. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2306 "2003-10-01T04:43:34Z")
happy thousandth, **EddyTeddyFreddy**! Now, where’s that **Abby**!? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2307 "2003-10-01T04:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\ ***sperfur** , that was beautiful. > **vanilla** \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\*Dr Pepper \*\* I didn’t know they made Vanilla Dr Pepper. I’m hoping **AbbySthrnAccent** will explain who Saint Hrn is. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2308 "2003-10-01T11:13:59Z")
Rumors of this thread’s death have been greatly exaggerated. It’s lasted over a month, through two seasons, and though it may fluctuate in frequency, IT LIVES!!! **jjimm** the Irisher ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2309 "2003-10-01T12:45:39Z")
Well done, though I am not Irish. However, I think this thread is taxing the hamsters, so I’m not playing no more. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2310 "2003-10-01T12:51:24Z")
**We want Abby! _We want Abby!_** And all our other regulars, of course. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2311 "2003-10-01T23:05:32Z")
**Lobsang** , come out and play… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2312 "2003-10-01T23:44:29Z")
Taxing the ham§sters? Does it really? Also, this isn’t the only current +2K thread in MPSIMS. Last time I counted, we had 4 on the front page. But, all things considered, this thread has really surprised me. How can you tell if a thread is going to take off? I’ve had some popular ones… toys, airplanes, WWII history, sci-fi stuff… But, some others I thought would last, didn’t. **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** , where art thou? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2313 "2003-10-02T01:29:49Z")
Oh how I wish **Abby** would show her pretty little face in here and set my guilt-festered mind at ease. Yo **Abby** , my mind can’t take any more festering today. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2314 "2003-10-02T01:35:14Z")
Through two seasons? Which would those be? (I can think of one very personal possibility, but won’t let you know what it is) Happy #1000 and counting, **ETF**. (maybe you’ll post next?) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2315 "2003-10-02T03:09:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Wikkit** \*\* Darn, I’m 3 pages off. It is, however, the first time ego surfing has ever gotten me anything. I’m giving up my cool 1666 post count to say that **yosemitebabe** will babe on past here shortly, although I really want **Coldfire** to come in and smack you all upside the head. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2316 "2003-10-02T03:12:02Z")
Hey, what happened? I replied to your post, **F\_X** , but the board was hanging pretty bad then. Guess the hamsters needed a snack. Two seasons would bu summer and fall, wouldn’t they, **NCB**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2317 "2003-10-02T04:17:36Z")
**Wikkit** , just shoot for a cool 2666 post count! _prognosticator lottery machine on_ 1…0…1…6. I think this means that **EddyTeddyFreddy** will use her 1016th post posting to this thread right after me. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2318 "2003-10-02T04:19:46Z")
Or 1017th. Whatever. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2319 "2003-10-02T04:54:33Z")
Boy, you sure hit THAT one, **lel!** **lel**?..? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2320 "2003-10-02T05:07:28Z")
**ETF** , that’s what I thought after I posted. Maybe I’ve been reading too much sports news. (CFL, NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA, etc. … oh my!) **lel** , your location reminds me of the word “meretricious.” 😃 Maybe **sperfur** will post next. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2321 "2003-10-02T05:10:13Z")
**Flami** , your location reminds me of “Gyro Plane Scan It.” Oh, wait, that’s not a valid word. _prognosticator thesaurus out_ **capybara** (just learned that that was an animal today, after all) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=115) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=117)