# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2322 "2003-10-02T05:24:29Z")
**lel** , again ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2323 "2003-10-02T06:22:13Z")
Okay, so I post too much! _prognosticator toilet swirls down the drain_ **Odinoneeye** ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2324 "2003-10-02T06:41:03Z")
Wheeee! I was right! What do I win? **Eddy Teddy Freddy** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2325 "2003-10-02T06:46:00Z")
**Flamsterette\_X** Goodie; spozdogs. ::totally mistified:: I would post more in here, but the hamsters don’t like gum. I guess it’s too chewy for their little teeth. **lel**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2326 "2003-10-02T07:03:11Z")
Spozdogs are not something you want to imagine, **gum**. So, how may I help you today? _prognosticator customer service on line 1_ **Guinastasia** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2327 "2003-10-02T07:08:41Z")
Two post a day? I can’t believe it. The hamsters must like me, they really, really like me. Okay, I’ll bite. What are spozdogs? Don’t worry if it’s gross. I’m from A’dam. **lel**? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2328 "2003-10-02T10:07:54Z")
_sniffs air_ **Abby** went thataway! -----\> **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2329 "2003-10-02T12:58:24Z")
**Angua** , maybe we better set the whole Watch out in search of **Abby**. **Mikie** , whatever you win for guessing right, it isn’t me. 😛 I’m wielding my prognosticating pitchfork now, and predict: **Horseflesh** And I’m off to the barn to take care of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2330 "2003-10-02T13:09:34Z")
**Mikie**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2331 "2003-10-02T15:23:22Z")
Is **Horseflesh** a Quarter horse? Or a Qatar horse? Either way, he’s good in a rodeo. Yippee Kai Yeay, Mister Falcon! **ccwaterback** , who really likes brains. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2332 "2003-10-02T18:36:42Z")
I felt a Funeral, in my Brain, And Mourners to and fro Kept treading - treading - till it seemed That Sense was breaking through **Happy**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2333 "2003-10-02T19:03:47Z")
**gum-de-gum-gum; gum-de-gum-gum-GUMMMMM!!!** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2334 "2003-10-02T19:08:40Z")
yes? **EddyTeddyFreddyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYY** Top of the evening to you. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2335 "2003-10-02T19:11:55Z")
Evening. So, what’s going on here then? **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2336 "2003-10-02T19:22:30Z")
Move along, nothing to see. Move along now, nothing to see. Ah, Corporal **Angua** , how goes the Watch tonight? Is **gum** , the dread Eraserhead assassin, still on the loose? Look! Is that the latest victim? Who is it? I do believe it’s… **El Kabong**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2337 "2003-10-02T19:37:54Z")
I cut my leg real bad working yesterday. I was wondering why one leg felt colder and wetter than the other one, and it hurt when I moved. Plus, my jeans were ripped a bit and not very nice looking what with the stuff oozing onto them and dirt sticking to 'em. So, I went to another room, dropped trou, and saw an unsightly wound on my upper thigh. Bloody mess. Also, I feel like I’m passing a small stone. I mean, it must be really small, 'cause the pain in nowhere near as intense as what happended thsis summer. But, it’s in the same place, same type of pain, so… I’m sitting at home taking a muscle relaxer the doc gave me, and trying not to repoen my taped together slash. I’m peeing a lot, too. Fun, no? Thank Og for DVD and the Dope. **Smaug** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2338 "2003-10-02T20:16:47Z")
Oh my, **NCB**! Get well soon! _prognosticator fingers in jar_ **Fionn** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2339 "2003-10-02T21:04:14Z")
ack, **NoClueBoy** No fun at all. _::pouring NCB a stiff one::_ _gum in your eye_ **lel**? _dread Eraserhead assassin reporting for duty_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2340 "2003-10-02T21:04:39Z")
Yes, indeed. **NCB** , do take good care of yourself! **lel** , does your prognosticating first aid kit foresee… **Sternvogel**? ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2341 "2003-10-02T21:05:35Z")
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