# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 120
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2382 "2003-10-03T16:28:38Z")
I played poker with the pied piper in Pittsburgh in the rain. Does that count? **Vanilla** ice cream, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2383 "2003-10-03T20:24:45Z")
I once cracked corn with a carny on a cotton gin. **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2384 "2003-10-03T20:28:10Z")
Interesting. _I_ once cracked a carny with a bottle of gin. **Potter** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2385 "2003-10-03T21:48:10Z")
I’m too late. Sorry, **NCB**. I predict **SkipMagic**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2386 "2003-10-03T22:07:33Z")
I’m here! I’m hre at last! Sorry to disappoint you all. That spozdog sounds pretty good, actually. But then, I like almost any meat-type food with barbecue sauce and cheese. I’d have thrown some onions on the hot dog along with the hummus, though. Brains, brains brains, brains… Oh, sorry, wrong thread. DAMN but I’m hungry right now, and supper still three hours away. **gum** , will you whip up a batchof warfries for me? But hold the mayo. Yes, you can hold it in a jar, not your hand. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2387 "2003-10-03T23:13:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sperfur \* > \*\*Ah, but **Flammi** , I’m listening to _happy_ music. The stuff you quoted sounds sad - is it? \*\* Yeah, I guess you could say it is. Just trying to deal with the end of a friendship. ☹ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by gum_ > \*\*One hot dog with hummus, melted cheese, and BBQ sauce. Flamsterette\_X? Doesn’t sound bad at all. > > Since we’re familiar with “war-fries” [fries with mayonaise, ketchup and raw onions] I don’t see why ‘spozdogs’ can’t be on our menu. \*\* Well, you’re the first one to say it doesn’t sound bad at all. **Spoz** told my brother about it once when I was trying to explain what they were… he thought it was gross. (and he eats some weird things himself at times!) In fact, everyone thinks it’s gross. (they’d take the BBQ sauce and the melted cheese, even though those things might not go well together… but when it comes to the hummus, they’re outta there!) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy_ > **That spozdog sounds pretty good, actually. But then, I like almost any meat-type food with barbecue sauce and cheese. I’d have thrown some onions on the hot dog along with the hummus, though.** Hmm… I can predict what **Spoz** would most likely say to that: “Raw onions with the hummus? That’s just WRONG…” But to each their own tastes… I’ll tell him what you think. I predict **Happy Lendervedder**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2388 "2003-10-03T23:21:54Z")
just stopping by to screw up yer predictions… carry on [Rocky] **Abby!!!** [/Rocky] ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2389 "2003-10-04T00:59:37Z")
Screwed-up predictions?! Noooooo… 😉 I’ve left **Spoz** a couple of offine ICQ messages; we’ll see whether he responds to them or not. Since they concern his invention, he might… but since they also concern these boards, he may not. We’ll see. **sperfur** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2390 "2003-10-04T01:39:30Z")
It’s all about me! ME! ME! ME! Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. Want to you think about me? **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2391 "2003-10-04T01:55:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Well, enough about me. Let’s talk about you. Want to you think about me?** You’re insane? **misstee** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2392 "2003-10-04T02:08:46Z")
When my dad drops a big ol’ bail of hay in the field for his horses, the boy horses look like they want to have intercourse with it, if you know what I mean. I really like a nice juicy steak, but I can’t recall ever being aroused by one. I think **EddyTeddyFreddy** ’s going to drop by next to explain why a pile of alfalfa can cause a stallion to unsheathe. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2393 "2003-10-04T02:29:32Z")
Whoa there! I never heard of that before. Although I don’t hang out with stallions. I will guess, though, that it’s an expression of relaxed bliss. My gelding Bennie always drops when I’m grooming him before and after a ride. I dunno, maybe it’s the face-strokes and eyerubs I lavish on him, but it gets kinda embarrassing at times. I mean, he’s so… so… _obvious_ about it, and he leaves it out there even when I lead him out of the grooming area. He looks relaxed and happy, too. I guess he really loves me, huh? **NoClueBoy** , don’t you dare say what you’re thinking! ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2394 "2003-10-04T06:49:49Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** What’s wrong with mayonaise? \*yes, I’m holding it \* Mayonaise belongs on fries. You might as well say: Hold the fries. **Flamsterette\_X** You think maybe **Spoz** might sell his invention for millions of dollars? I don’t think anyone is still up and about, but predicting anyway: **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2395 "2003-10-04T08:27:09Z")
This si what **Spoz** has to say about the whole spozdog thing and your thoughts on it: > [@](#): > > (a) I once tried a “spozdog” sober… and, found it to be seriously wrong… y’see… the subtle mix of BBQ sauce and homous only really works the more drunk you are… coz it works as the ultimate counterbalance to beer… but, on it’s own… bleh! I’ve discovered after 6-8 beers it really tastes it’s best (I’ve often gone for 2 spozdog’s in this condition…) > > (b) I haven’t experimented with adding more to the spozdog… but, I’d assume the drunk rule would apply… the more weird toppings I add… the drunker I need to be to enjoy it… > > © but yeah, sober… I’d happily do a hotdog with cheese + onions + BBQ sauce… add some diced bits of bacon… and you’ve got y’self a winner… but, it takes a drunken digestive system to handle the homous included into that… However, I have no idea whether he’ll see his invention for millions of dollars. Guess you’ll have to see whether I’m patient enough to let ICQ load in the morning, **gum**. And I predict **lel** for the heck of it. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2396 "2003-10-04T14:07:38Z")
Of all the songs that Eric sang to me yesterday in the car, why is “Hark The Herald Angels Sing” stuck in my head? It’s months till Christmas, after all… Also, why can’t I sleep? I need sleep… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2397 "2003-10-04T14:23:14Z")
I guess I’m in **lel** drag. Hmm…, next up: **Shirley Ujest**! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2398 "2003-10-04T14:53:30Z")
I’m proud of my dangling ganglia… **Rube E. Tewesday** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2399 "2003-10-04T17:05:53Z")
C’mooooooon **Abby**! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2400 "2003-10-04T17:17:02Z")
Not this time. I’ll bet on **EddyTeddyFreddy**. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2401 "2003-10-04T17:52:28Z")
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