# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 121

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**Author:** ![Ailia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Ailia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ailia)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2402 "2003-10-04T18:10:56Z")

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nope, sorry

**SALicious** shall be next, I deem it so.

🙂

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2403 "2003-10-04T19:04:32Z")

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Shall it really be **salacious SALicious** and his [treasured chest](http://www.rtgstore.com/piratechest.htm)?

Or will it be **Orange Skinner**?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2404 "2003-10-04T19:19:11Z")

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Hello, **Ailla**! How _you_ doin?

People call me Forrest **Gum** p.

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**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2405 "2003-10-04T19:22:26Z")

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Good guess, **NoClueBoy**

**EddyTeddyFreddy** [[You can rent \*his \*chest](http://www.rentmychest.com/) ]

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2406 "2003-10-04T19:51:28Z")

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**Edlyn**

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2407 "2003-10-04T19:53:09Z")

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_prognosticator cat on_

**Lsura**

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2408 "2003-10-04T19:53:12Z")

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(Dammit. I just realized I don’t know her password.)

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2409 "2003-10-04T19:54:18Z")

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Just stopping in to screw up all your predictions before I’m outta here for Awana. (the kids will be such a distraction… too bad David won’t be there coz he’s at a conference)

And here’s a PSA for you: Today (Oct. 4) is Vodka Day. So drink up all the vodka you can, if you’re of age. I won’t be drinking any myself because vodka and aspirin do not mix.

(however, I did have some “Silent Sam” vodka 40% alc. / vol. at around 1:45 AM before going off to bed… that counts! 😃 )

According to the bottle, it’s “pure, triple distilled, filtered four times, polished through pure silk for exceptional purity / clarity / smoothness.”

F\_X

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2410 "2003-10-04T19:54:39Z")

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Nice try, **Lib**. **Kal** and **Washte** pulled it off on the first page, actually.

_prognosticator password says_

**tomndebb**?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2411 "2003-10-04T20:02:16Z")

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Me again, doing a quickie post.

**lel**

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2412 "2003-10-04T20:13:25Z")

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That’s fast.

_prognosticator socks on_

**Sock Munkey**

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2413 "2003-10-04T20:32:35Z")

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**Jinx**  
Has anyone actually gotten this right?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2414 "2003-10-04T20:41:24Z")

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Looks like that prediction was jinxed.

**kambucta**?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2415 "2003-10-04T21:07:27Z")

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Hi, **Lsura**! Yup, people have guessed right – just go ahead, wade through all… uh… 49 pages of this… uhhhh…

What the heck are we doing in here, anyway? **NoClueBoy** , look what you’ve gone and done.

And now, I’ll borrow **lel’s** prognosticating piggy bank and predict:

```
     **WortMeWorry**
```

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2416 "2003-10-04T21:40:48Z")

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Who would’ve thought that one night’s fun would turn into a month long, almost 50 page and 2500 post, giant phenomenon of a thread?

I’m gonna make a thread of that!

Or not.  
Stupid rain! Airshow was this weekend!

**Coldfire** had some neat aeroplane photographs.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2417 "2003-10-04T22:47:08Z")

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Yep. I’m back in this thread. I predict: twickster.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2418 "2003-10-04T22:52:39Z")

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I’m not very twicky.

**Zyada**

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2419 "2003-10-04T22:57:03Z")

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Holy crap! 49 pages. You people are weird.

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2420 "2003-10-04T22:58:19Z")

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Ringo was my first guess. Darn. Maybe he’ll post again?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2421 "2003-10-04T23:03:03Z")

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You win!

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