# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 122
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2422 "2003-10-04T23:36:50Z")
**John W. Kennedy**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2423 "2003-10-04T23:44:17Z")
You’ll have to settle for **ETF** again. So… just when do we see **quiltguy154** in here? Or maybe **SALicious** will send his chest to visit with us for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Syllogism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Syllogism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syllogism)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2424 "2003-10-05T00:36:59Z")
Anyone but me. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2425 "2003-10-05T01:56:05Z")
Me again. What can I say… I like going in here to screw everyone up. **EddyTeddyFreddy** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2426 "2003-10-05T02:05:57Z")
**ETF** , if you borrowed _my_ prognosticator piggy bank, I think you ought to predict poverty. _plays prognosticator word games_ **Syllogism** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2427 "2003-10-05T02:08:02Z")
Okay, how about your prognosticator pruning shears, **lel**? They snip out the name of: **Orange Skinner** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2428 "2003-10-05T02:17:07Z")
My prognosticator pruning shears? With my brown thumb, I ought not get anywhere near pruning shears. _prognosticator needle in hand_ **dcnewsman** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2429 "2003-10-05T02:20:10Z")
I’m listening to “Screaming Dementia” right now… and through my mind’s own dementia, it’s screaming out the name of: **SALicious** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2430 "2003-10-05T02:20:44Z")
**lel** , good grief, please tell me you don’t need that prognosticator needle to sew up a gash from the prognosticator pruning shears! I’d guess **quiltguy154** but he’s too busy in the word games to drop by. So I’ll go for: **ShibbOleth** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2431 "2003-10-05T02:26:58Z")
Luckily, no, **ETF**. _prognosticator water bottle in hand_ **TaxGuy** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2432 "2003-10-05T02:32:20Z")
Cool post count, **ETF**. As I type this, it’s at 1111. For some reason, I have this thing about repeating numbers. 🙂 **Jonmarzie** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2433 "2003-10-05T02:42:18Z")
**Syllogism** , welcome to the party! But you waited 16 months after registering to make your first post?? What took you so long? **lel** , what took him so long? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2434 "2003-10-05T02:50:57Z")
Hi, **F\_X**! Yeh, I noticed the neat symmetry of 1111 posts, and actuallyr etired from the fray for a bit, to savor it. But the Dope addict can’t stay away for long. 😉 Are you still wandering around amidst your prognosticating paraphernalia, **lel**? And where is **Angua**? We havn’t seen her for a while. **Syllogism** , you gonna double your post count tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2435 "2003-10-05T02:51:58Z")
Yay! I won! Take THAT, guy who thwarted my predictions of NoBlueBoy being the next one a month ago! **Happy** , that is just damn creepy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2436 "2003-10-05T03:32:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by [Syllogism](http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Syllogism) \* > \*\*Anyone but me. \*\* Good joke! **tremorviolet** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2437 "2003-10-05T03:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **Hi, F\_X! Yeh, I noticed the neat symmetry of 1111 posts, and actuallyr etired from the fray for a bit, to savor it. But the Dope addict can’t stay away for long. 😉** Yeah, I know what you mean. 😉 Where is **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**? Anybody know? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2438 "2003-10-05T04:04:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > **Hi, F\_X! Yeh, I noticed the neat symmetry of 1111 posts, and actuallyr etired from the fray for a bit, to savor it. But the Dope addict can’t stay away for long. 😉** Yeah, I know what you mean. 😉 Where is **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**? Anybody know? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2439 "2003-10-05T04:09:52Z")
Man, I’m watching the season premiere of Satruday Night Live right now, and it _sucks_. Queer Eye for the Straight Gal? Wade Robson Project? Babies in thongs? Crikey, this is lame. The only plus side, Tina Fey was looking pretty damn hot in the Queer Eye sketch. **Abby**??? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2440 "2003-10-05T05:17:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*I’m listening to “Screaming Dementia” right now… and through my mind’s own dementia, it’s screaming out the name of: > > **SALicious** \*\* I think I hear my theme song! As **ETF** says, that gives me an opportunity to direct your attention to my chest. But I will misdirect your attention to **lel’s.** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2441 "2003-10-05T05:19:23Z")
While we’re predicting people who have never posted… _jumps in prognosticator duck pond_ **haskell001** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=121) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=123)