# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 123
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2442 "2003-10-05T05:21:48Z")
What about my chest, **Satisfying** , aside from the fact that you don’t want to get too close lest it poke your eyes out? Oh, right. _prognosticator bra on_ **Happy Lendervedder** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2443 "2003-10-05T05:31:59Z")
Did Happy hear boobies? **Angua**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2444 "2003-10-05T05:55:15Z")
I don’t know, I’m not **Happy** ’s ears. _prognosticator ears perked_ **ArchiveGuy** ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2445 "2003-10-05T05:58:37Z")
Get a q-tip for those ears, **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2446 "2003-10-05T06:01:27Z")
Oh, right. **Angua**. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2447 "2003-10-05T06:01:32Z")
If I asked him in Dutch, do you think **Coldfire** would turn up **Happy**? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2448 "2003-10-05T06:03:04Z")
No, but maybe if you asked him in MPSIMS:D **gum**. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2449 "2003-10-05T06:31:59Z")
hehehehe How do I pronounce that **iampunha**? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2450 "2003-10-05T06:34:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*What about my chest, **Satisfying** , aside from the fact that you don’t want to get too close lest it poke your eyes out? > \*\* Are you that tall? All right, I’ll direct attention back to _my_ chest. \*\*F\_X! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2451 "2003-10-05T06:35:32Z")
_prognosticator pronunciation guide out_ That’s pronounced ‘ **iampunha** ’. (Is this #2500?) ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2452 "2003-10-05T06:38:04Z")
Oh, in my eagerness to hit #2500 I forgot to prognosticate someone. With my handy prognostication q-tip, I prognosticate **everton**. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2453 "2003-10-05T06:57:44Z")
well… **lel** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2454 "2003-10-05T07:35:52Z")
You guys are hysterical! I’m crying over here, I’m laughing so hard. ‘Are you that tall…’ ‘Did I hear boobies…’ **Horseflesh** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2455 "2003-10-05T08:04:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > **I think I hear my theme song!** Oh, it’s an interesting song. This is what **Spoz** has to say about it on [his website](http://www.subwoofer.32k.org): > [@](#): > > Behold the sound of 500 rusted trash compactors being used as target practice by 2 screechin’ idiots using a hail of hellfire as their plaything… yup, the Subwoofer insanity is back… back from its brief holiday sippin’ funny little drinks with umbrellas in 'em somewhere in the South Pacific… > Featuring the vocals of MC COPY ONE and ELECTRONIC IDIOT and the crazy beats / bass and electronica from SPOZ > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Are you that tall? > > All right, I’ll direct attention back to _my_ chest. > > \*\*F\_X! \*\* \*\* Sorry, I was editing things out of my posts on another message board at 11:34 PM. Just finished it now, in fact. **lel** again? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2456 "2003-10-05T12:55:32Z")
HA! The only people in the USA up at this hour on a Sunday are me and **Zeldar**. So, I predict someone else, like… **ccwaterback**. Instead of SNL, you should watch _Mad TV_. They did their own Queer Eye skit and it was really funny. “Bravo. Just like A&E, but for homos.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2457 "2003-10-05T15:37:00Z")
**GaWd** , damn it, get in here. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2458 "2003-10-05T18:41:23Z")
Ye gods and little fishes – this thread has hit 50 pages. It’s closing in on 2500 posts. And what, I ask you, has it added to the sum of human knowledge? Well, no, I don’t really care, either. I wonder whether **Libertarian** will give it another whirl? More likely to be, oh, I dunno – **sperfur**? ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2459 "2003-10-05T18:53:28Z")
Aren’t you slick, **ETF**? **elmwood** wants to play with us in this thread. I just know he does… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2460 "2003-10-05T19:01:59Z")
If **ETF** doesn’t know how to lick, I guess nobody What? Oh. Okay, if you don’t get here first, **sperfur** , I predict: **OpalCat** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2461 "2003-10-05T19:47:48Z")
Sure, it’s added to the sum of human knowledge. We’ve discussed marraige, music, movies, morbidity, mucas, mounting, mysogony, multiple universes, musk oxen, and other things not beginning in M. **NoClueBoy** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=122) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=124)