# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 124
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2462 "2003-10-05T19:53:34Z")
Oh! That’s me. **vanilla** , cause she’s so incredibly cute. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2463 "2003-10-05T20:05:27Z")
And this is… The 2462nd post in the continuing saga of a boy with no clue but plenty of Moxie. Also my 1125th post, although not all of them have been made in this thread. **Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor** , come on down! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2464 "2003-10-05T20:10:40Z")
Wait, this means we have another 38 posts to go until 2500! _whimper_ _prognosticator paper pad puzzling_ **pepperlandgirl** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2465 "2003-10-05T20:18:25Z")
[Today is my birthday!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215576) \*\*Alphamale8667 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2466 "2003-10-05T20:19:48Z")
wrong!!! Hi boy! ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2467 "2003-10-05T20:21:00Z")
is it really? happy Birthday!😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2468 "2003-10-05T20:24:06Z")
I swear, **vanilla** , if I ever see you in person, I’m gonna ask you to dance. **Mahershalalhazbaz** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2469 "2003-10-05T20:25:01Z")
boo ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2470 "2003-10-05T20:26:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*I swear, **vanilla** , if I ever see you in person, I’m gonna ask you to dance. > > \*\* ya know, i used to be a go-go dancer… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2471 "2003-10-05T20:30:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*ya know, i used to be a go-go dancer… \*\* Oh, man… That is so COOL! 🆒 😃 ;j ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2472 "2003-10-05T20:59:42Z")
Um… Er… In my excitement, I forgot to post a prediction. **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2473 "2003-10-05T22:20:38Z")
Nay, neigh, 'tis **HappyScrappySappyETF** , now appearing in threads near you. So when are we going to see **SiFiSam** in here? And where’s our **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** gone to? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2474 "2003-10-05T22:21:51Z")
Ah, that should be **SciFiSam**. :smack: Egad, but I love that symbol – :smack: Although fortunately I don’t have to use it _too_ often. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2475 "2003-10-06T00:44:27Z")
26 more posts and we can quit. Or keep going. You decide. **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2476 "2003-10-06T01:10:22Z")
No! It might be **EddyTeddyFredd** , since it looks like NCB turned in for tonight. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2477 "2003-10-06T01:11:59Z")
:smack: :o :smack: :o :smack: I just can’t think of anyone to predict! So I’ll got for that old reliable – who’s indeed, and still as of this moment, _one year old_ today: **NoClueBoy** You’d think he’d have wised up some by now, eh? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2478 "2003-10-06T01:13:26Z")
Hi **Blackeyes**! What’s a nice moniker like you doing in a thread like this? Haven’t heard from **Happy Lendervedder** for a while. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2479 "2003-10-06T01:17:37Z")
I’m grillin’ a steak and havin’ a brew as we speak. Late dinner 'cause I went and saw _Under the Tuscan Sun_ with 5 divorced women. It lent an interesting perspective to the flick. **Little Plastic Ninja** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2480 "2003-10-06T08:05:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\*If I asked him in Dutch, do you think **Coldfire** would turn up > \*\* Unlikely, because we’re holding him hostage in the UK. Bwahahahahahaha!!! **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2481 "2003-10-06T09:02:21Z")
I’m going to choose **Coldfire** , because Jasper woke me up by stabbing me in the face with his little kitty claws. Don’t ask. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=123) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=125)