# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 125
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2482 "2003-10-06T09:11:09Z")
ask? Will another cloggie do? **Angua** How much ransom do you need for **Coldfire**? If it’s more than €8,95- Keep him. **sperfur**? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2483 "2003-10-06T09:13:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\*ask? > > Will another cloggie do? **Angua** How much ransom do you need for **Coldfire**? If it’s more than €8,95- Keep him. > > \*\* The ransom is beer! Lots and lots and lots of good continental beer! Especially raspberry beer! **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2484 "2003-10-06T09:26:42Z")
Hiya **Angua** Do you mean that Belgian stuff? Yum. Have you ever tasted Belgian Trappist beer? I’m not Belgian. I can send some Heineken or Grolsch… Will a crate do? **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2485 "2003-10-06T09:49:51Z")
A crate of Grolsch will be appreciated 🙂 **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2486 "2003-10-06T11:23:53Z")
3 times in a row! I’m so popular. 😃 But I went back to bed, so I’m late. Sorry guys. Now Maggie is knocking everything off my desk, then standing at the edge of it to watch it hit the floor. Fun. I just figured out what the little brat had. She was carrying my bracelet around in her mouth. Naughty kitty. Now, I will predict **MaggietheCat** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2487 "2003-10-06T11:36:36Z")
No kitty for you! **gum** ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2488 "2003-10-06T11:49:09Z")
And no gum for you. **Ayesha** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2489 "2003-10-06T12:17:13Z")
And no **Ayesha** for you. **Angua** , pursuing naughty cats. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2490 "2003-10-06T12:48:50Z")
And no naughty cats. **F\_X** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2491 "2003-10-06T13:03:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*And no **Ayesha** for you. > > **Angua** , pursuing naughty cats. \*\* Raar! **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2492 "2003-10-06T18:11:05Z")
**Qazzz** , iz that you qoming thiz way? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2493 "2003-10-06T18:35:47Z")
**Happy Lendervedder** : At 5:48 AM, I was in bed soundly sleeping. (and having weird dreams about my friends and breastfeeding babies… but let’s leave that alone for now) **NoClueBoy** : Happy belated! 😉 Now, for my prediction: **ETF**. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2494 "2003-10-06T18:59:59Z")
You got it, **F\_X**! And now, snurfling in from stage left: **Astro Hog**. Or maybe **NCB** , checking the post count as it nears the magic 2500 number. So let me hit “Reply” and _ **bump!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2495 "2003-10-06T19:11:16Z")
DJ **Scribble** , drop that funky beat… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2496 "2003-10-06T19:47:43Z")
**ETF** again, checking in to discover only five more posts (once this is submitted) still to go before the 2.5K mark. Will the next poster be **Zeldar**? Or one of our regulars? Do I hear **Angua** padding down the hall toward us? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2497 "2003-10-06T20:28:32Z")
Who will be the next poster? Who cares? Who will be No. 2,500? I say **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2498 "2003-10-06T20:40:30Z")
I might as well predict **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2499 "2003-10-06T20:57:03Z")
Hey **gum**! You still reading this thread? This is what **Spoz** had to say on selling the spozdog recipe just now on ICQ: > [@](#): > > "no, I wouldn’t sell the spozdog recipe for millions of dollars at the moment… I mean, if there WAS a legitimate bid for a few happy million… I may be willing to consider it… as long as it keeps the name “spoz dog”. I ain’t losing naming rights… (weird… why you missing messages? wot’s wrong with ya?) > > as previously sent in message: > "um… I didn’t think it wuz WORTH millions of dollars… but, something tells me… might be best to hang onto it… till I can actually prove its worth… (then I might sell shares in it… but not sell it outright…) > > (dunno why you didn’t get that message… I DID send it…)" I have NO idea why I’m missing messages on ICQ, but I’m glad I got an answer for you before he went off to “sleepy bo bo land”. 😉 Next poster up to inch us closer to the #2500 mark… **ETF** again? (hey, I was lucky once… I could be again!) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2500 "2003-10-06T21:20:29Z")
And here is **EddyTeddyFreddy** , in the 2499th post, to introduce post number _ **2500** _ by: Well, damned if I know. But I bet **NoClueBoy** will be by very soon to enjoy it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2501 "2003-10-06T21:58:27Z")
Ta-da! Now for a word from **NoClueBoy**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=124) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=126)