# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2502 "2003-10-06T22:12:41Z")
Wow, **Ringo** – you get the brass ring for 2500 _and_ start a new page. Not a bad day’s work, eh? So, **NCB** , ya gonna come celebrate? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2503 "2003-10-06T23:12:22Z")
Happy happy joy joy Happy happy joy Happy happy joy joy Happy happy joy This thread is the weirdest thing. It’s about nothing, and yet it has 50+ pages and 2.5K+ posts. It’s the _Seinfeld_ of threads. **Ren** No, wait! **Stimpy** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2504 "2003-10-07T00:29:54Z")
Half-assed prognostication: **Sam Hell** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2505 "2003-10-07T04:21:41Z")
another hell here. **Flamsterette\_X** Heh. I still read this thread. - or do I? - So, **Spoz** likes to keep his name, huh. I guess that won’t be a problem. I mean, we use the word ‘hot-dog’ too. And that’s silly enough. How many millions does he want? Thanks for ICQing him. 🙂 **Angua** crate of Grolsch coming over by airmail. Congrats on this odd thread: **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2506 "2003-10-07T04:47:01Z")
**gum** : I have no idea how many millions **Spoz** wants if / when he wants to sell this concept. I’ll ask him in another offliner, and hope this one gets through. (my friend Corey remarked earlier tonight that he never got a message I sent him last night… I think my ICQ is messed :p) It’s never a problem ICQ’ing him… I think it’s one of my favorite things to do. 😃 By the way, I just had big laughs and hilarious times changing my profile. I dare you all to go look. 😉 Congrats on this very odd thread, **NCB**. Cheers for giving us a place to discuss nothing for pages and pages on end. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2507 "2003-10-07T05:52:07Z")
“And now, the end is near, And so we face the final curtain. My friend, I’ll say it clear, I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain. We’ve lived a thread that’s full. We’ve traveled each and ev’ry highway, But more, much more than this, we did it my-- er, _our_ way.” **ETF** , finish me out baby. Thank you, you’ve been great! Vegas, you’re my kinda town! Good night! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2508 "2003-10-07T06:58:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\* > > **Angua** crate of Grolsch coming over by airmail. > \*\* Woo! We’ll let you have **Coldie** back soon. He has to grace a mini LonDope over here today first though. Paging **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2509 "2003-10-07T12:00:54Z")
Still here. Still there? **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2510 "2003-10-07T14:51:44Z")
nobody here but us chickens… Leiu ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2511 "2003-10-07T16:56:58Z")
An elderly bride of Port Jervis Was quite understandably nervis Since her apple-cheeked groom With three wives in the tomb Kept insuring her during the servis If **Angua** has some Dope to go to, I’ll bet it takes a day or two for her to return. Have fun, over there. **NCB**? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2512 "2003-10-07T17:28:10Z")
Hey **gum**! I have some more information of you courtesy of **Spoz** on the spozdog buying. > [@](#): > > seriously makes me wonder meself… "wot kinda dumbarse baaastard came up with the name “hotdog” in the first place? is it some kinda thinly veiled joke as to the dubious origin of most the meat IN the hot dog? (if it can even be called meat… hehehehee) " > > coz… really, I’d like to know who the financial source IS before I agree to sell… y’know… make sure they’re not neo-nazi’s… or some shit… > > he comes from Amsterdam? hmmmmmm… happy happy marijuana capital of the world… 😉 > (that could be a good thing… since “spoz dog” is munchies compatible… ) > > I’ll need to know who my buyer is… that’s my policy… coz… joke or no joke… > (and hey, it’d be funny to make a quick few million from one night’s random drunken stupidity… 😉 ) > I’d still need to know some shit, before I just hand it over… So there you go. He wants to know who his buyer is (a very good sound policy, I think) before he just hands it over. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2513 "2003-10-07T20:21:29Z")
Hey, hey, hey – the tri-cat saunters in, digs a hole, does… buries it. What say ye to that, **CrazyCat Lady**? ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2514 "2003-10-07T20:52:23Z")
Vanity search actually pulled up this thread–who’d thunk someone noticed (by page 49)? :sniff sniff: As for who’s next: **ddgryphon**! (crosses fingers) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2515 "2003-10-07T20:56:27Z")
Sweet! New blood. They drew first blood. **Rambo** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2516 "2003-10-07T21:57:33Z")
Shall I regret predicting **Rue DeDay**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2517 "2003-10-07T23:41:31Z")
You’ll rue the d… ah, man **foxygal07** , come on down ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2518 "2003-10-08T00:01:45Z")
I’m not exactly a foxy gal, although I had someone who would claim that I was attractive and lovely. Now that relationship’s all gone to smash. **vengeance will be mine…maybe** ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2519 "2003-10-08T00:29:42Z")
I am SOoooooOOO unpredictable! **F\_X**? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2520 "2003-10-08T00:31:13Z")
_prognosticator fox released_ **London\_Calling** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2521 "2003-10-08T01:07:35Z")
Hey, **verbenabeast, F\_X, lel** – nice to see you tonight. Think ye we’ll see **Happy Lendervedder** next? We really ought to start a pool on when we hit 3000, and who’ll do it. 😉 **NCB** , can we trust you to hold the wagers? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=125) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=127)