# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2522 "2003-10-08T01:28:01Z")
Sorry, **verbenabeast** … at 5:30, I was having a conversation with someone about a certain person who shall remain nameless. Thus I wasn’t paying much attention to this thread. **ETF** , I remember using the “Think you…” sentence construct on **Spoz** once. He thought that it was a rather weird sentence and that I made even less sense than usual. HAHAHAHA. Maybe **Lisa-go-Blind** will show up next. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2523 "2003-10-08T02:05:32Z")
Sure, **ETF**! My prognosticator junk mail says **DougC**. However, I think the very next poster will be **jeevmon**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2524 "2003-10-08T02:52:41Z")
Hi Honey, I’m home! Oh. Sorry, **lel**. Maybe you should move and leave no forwarding address? What’s that I hear? Is it your prognosticator foghorn booming out… **Zeldar**? ---
**Author:** ![DaToad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@DaToad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaToad)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2525 "2003-10-08T03:21:15Z")
Ha! I’m too remote for any of you to predict. I lurk, I post, and now I predict, based on the number of posts and the number of posters, the next poster will be: **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2526 "2003-10-08T03:42:44Z")
And the trumpets blared! And the light shone forth! And Lo! a voice from midheaven cried out: “You’re right!” You win a cookie. It’s in your browser. **SanibelMan** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2527 "2003-10-08T03:44:44Z")
For he’s a jolly good fellow For he’s a jolly good fellow For he’s a jolly good fellow… Our **NoClueBoy** wanders nigh! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2528 "2003-10-08T03:47:07Z")
You’d be wrong there, **DaToad**. There’s a time machine in my apartment, and it says that **ETF** will come from somewhere in the future just to post in this thread… and possibly change history in the process. Is that going to be right? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2529 "2003-10-08T03:51:29Z")
Darned simulposts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2530 "2003-10-08T04:07:34Z")
I find them hot. Blonde hair, pink nipples, they’re usually taller. Blah. Jamaican? What’s so special about them? **Pit of Rabid Badgers** ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2531 "2003-10-08T04:12:50Z")
Neener nanner… **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2532 "2003-10-08T05:01:36Z")
She speaks! My love doth speak! **Juliet** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2533 "2003-10-08T09:33:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gum \* > \*\* > > If **Angua** has some Dope to go to, I’ll bet it takes a day or two for her to return. Have fun, over there. > \*\* Hey all! I did have fun. I’m very hungover now, but I got to meet the lovely **Coldie** , and the very very gorgeous **Heliose**. I will post an aftermath thread soon. **NCB** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2534 "2003-10-08T12:43:49Z")
Ooh! Be sure to link, please. **Fox in the Snow** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2535 "2003-10-08T12:44:51Z")
OK, ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2536 "2003-10-08T12:46:14Z")
Doh! Hit submit too soon. [Linkety Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=4083102#post4083102) **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2537 "2003-10-08T12:48:37Z")
**Moo the Magic Cow** ;j ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2538 "2003-10-08T14:27:32Z")
**ivylass**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2539 "2003-10-08T14:36:03Z")
**SciFiSam**! (If he’s not too hung over still) ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2540 "2003-10-08T14:43:28Z")
Pssst… **SciFiSam’s** a girl. **Garius** , if he’s awake yet, lazy bastidge. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2541 "2003-10-08T15:48:26Z")
Okay **Abby** , it’s time for your triumphant return. **NoClueBoy** ’s surpassed your post count in this thread. **Abby**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=126) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=128)