# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2542 "2003-10-08T17:12:42Z")
Ooops! Looks like I’ve ETF’d another Doper. :smack: Thanks, **Angua**! If **Abby** won’t come back and play, how about **Larry Mudd** for a change of pace? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2543 "2003-10-08T17:31:22Z")
**Abby** , my love, you’ve broken my heart. Well, I exaggerate. **Abby**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2544 "2003-10-08T18:49:44Z")
And here comes **Abby** , preceded by the tail-waving duo of **OpalCat** and **Tomcat**. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2545 "2003-10-08T19:30:27Z")
Or even (a still hungover) **Angua**. **Tir Tinuvel** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2546 "2003-10-08T19:37:54Z")
_Choose your own adventure Limerick:_ There once was a drunk named Santini Who for breakfast had a vodka martini. At lunch he had whiskey And by dinner was frisky (A) But had problems working his wienie. (B) 'Cause of the rum he drank in betweenie. **Abby**. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2547 "2003-10-08T19:58:42Z")
I’ve just been reading a discussion about pure intellectual attraction, which is mostly in terms of an attraction that can be developed at long distance without ever caring about what the person looks or even feels like. It could be the first Internet-compatible sexual attraction. I think I’m e-sexually attracted to certain people in this thread. Not saying who, though… you have to guess. Even if you guess right, I might not say. Lots of fun that way. 😉 **NCB** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2548 "2003-10-08T22:09:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*_Choose your own adventure Limerick:_ > > There once was a drunk named Santini > Who for breakfast had a vodka martini. > At lunch he had whiskey > And by dinner was frisky > (A) But had problems working his wienie. > (B) 'Cause of the rum he drank in betweenie. > \*\* A! I pick A! **Happy** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2549 "2003-10-08T22:33:30Z")
DIE! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2550 "2003-10-08T22:55:32Z")
All hail **Lobsang**! He who has the keys of Death and Hades. Do not copy. **AbbySthrnAccnt** , bring beer. I’m sick of pie. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2551 "2003-10-08T22:57:27Z")
wrong! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2552 "2003-10-08T23:02:58Z")
You saucy new page starter, you! _Muah_ Now, the spankings begin. **Doebi** ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2553 "2003-10-09T00:35:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*DIE! \*\* The limerick wasn’t about you, **Lobsang**. No need to be so nasty to me. 😛 I would do a sexy dance for you, but you’ve hurt my feelings. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2554 "2003-10-09T01:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***AbbySthrnAccnt** , bring beer. I’m sick of pie. \*\* Will my vodka do? I drink it straight sometimes, and sometimes mixed in with other things. **vanilla** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2555 "2003-10-09T02:54:03Z")
**Lobsang**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2556 "2003-10-09T03:20:27Z")
Nope. You got **ETF** instead. I’d predict **peritrochoid** , but the silly thing is still looking for a mothership to abduct him/her. So… digging her way out of an ever-growing heap of prognosticator gear… **lel**! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2557 "2003-10-09T03:37:14Z")
Did someone predict me? _prognosticator hazmat suit on_ **milroyj** ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2558 "2003-10-09T03:41:24Z")
Durn! Ya just missed me, **ETF**! Currently **peritrochoid** is a him, but who knows what those aliens’ll do. **NoClueBoy** will be moseying on in soon. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2559 "2003-10-09T04:00:07Z")
_Choose your own adventure Haiku_ Water glistens blue. The noon-day heat is coming. (A) Is that you that stinks? (B) Holy shit! She’s nude! **Abby**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2560 "2003-10-09T04:02:05Z")
Predict the poster **Happy Lendervedder** is As likely as not. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2561 "2003-10-09T04:04:24Z")
True. **Dr. Matrix**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=127) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=129)