# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/241 "2003-09-01T15:32:54Z")
Nope. I think \*\*London\_Calling \*\* will come along soon. ---
**Author:** ![curlybacon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@curlybacon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlybacon)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/242 "2003-09-01T15:35:51Z")
well just to butt in here… i reckon… **fizzestothetop** will be back again in a minute… ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/243 "2003-09-01T15:44:04Z")
you know, I didn’t understand **imthjckaz** ’s name until just a few days ago. It just hit me out of the blue…“I’m the jackass! I get it now!” **Blonde** , it’s not just a colour, it’s a state of mind. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/244 "2003-09-01T15:46:03Z")
\*\*wanzewurld \*\* Come on down! ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/245 "2003-09-01T15:47:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > > Besides, I’m a sucker for a **Blonde** \*\* Sorry I’m late!! Let’s see… **No ClueBoy** , I bet you’ll be next… ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/246 "2003-09-01T15:49:15Z")
**NoClueBoy** seems to have gone into hiding. It might be **alterego** next though. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/247 "2003-09-01T15:52:16Z")
Mirror, Mirror on the wall who’s the **fizziest** of them all? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/248 "2003-09-01T15:55:14Z")
**brainfizz**? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/249 "2003-09-01T15:58:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by smam \* > \*\*jjimm will be the next poster, I swear it on the Holy Bible. \*\* Your Bible’s set 1 hour fast - don’t forget Daylight Savings. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/250 "2003-09-01T16:08:27Z")
Oh, **Ringo** , you can leave the betting to me…wait, I’m terrible at it myself! Never mind. 🙂 _prognosticator socks ON (don’t ask)_ **White Lightning** _prognosticator socks OFF_ ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/251 "2003-09-01T16:15:15Z")
Hah. I was always going to be a long shot. I predict: **jmullaney**. Now there’s a long shot and a third. pan ---
**Author:** ![Daoloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Daoloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daoloth)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/252 "2003-09-01T16:16:51Z")
You’re incorrect, **lel**. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/253 "2003-09-01T16:20:59Z")
Yeah, well…was that a prediction? _prognosticator socks in garbage_ **beegirl13**? ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/254 "2003-09-01T16:45:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \* > \*\*you know, I didn’t understand **imthjckaz** ’s name until just a few days ago. It just hit me out of the blue…“I’m the jackass! I get it now!” \*\* It does? No, wait, that wasn’t what I was going for. Somebody told me it was “the Great Hung Lover” in Canadian. Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/255 "2003-09-01T16:51:32Z")
**Bruce\_Daddy**. ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/256 "2003-09-01T16:52:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Carnage \* > \*\*All too easy…if **slainte** is the kind of sexy woman I think **slainte** is, then she will post within 3 posts. \*\* I’m even sexier than you think - that’s why I’ve waited a few pages for to post. 😉 My psychic abilities tell me that **cuauhtemoc** will put in an appearance within 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/257 "2003-09-01T16:52:38Z")
Ha! ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/258 "2003-09-01T16:52:59Z")
Umm…well “I’m the jackass” does roughly translate to “the great hung lover” in Canadianese…Jackasses are fairly well endowed. At least that’s what I’ve heard. Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/259 "2003-09-01T16:53:49Z")
Damn it. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/260 "2003-09-01T16:54:54Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Slainte \* \*\*I’m even sexier than you think - that’s why I’ve waited a few pages for to post. 😉 I’m also so sexy that “for to” is perfectly correct. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=14)