# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 132
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2622 "2003-10-10T21:47:05Z")
For post number 2621 in this amazing celebration of nothing much, I nominate: **chaotic donkey** _BRAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2623 "2003-10-10T23:10:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*I want **Hambone**! There’s gotta be a Hambone! \*\* [There is one, but his last post was dated June 10.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=932493&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2624 "2003-10-11T01:04:31Z")
Maybe my fellow wordgame enthusiasts will follow me in here. Hey, **quiltguy154, green\_bladder** , come have a nice cup of tea and a sticky bun! Or beer and pretzels if you’d rather. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2625 "2003-10-11T02:10:10Z")
[OU vs Texas!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=216587) and… **Gangster Octopus** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2626 "2003-10-11T03:40:27Z")
Ah, sweet tentacles of life… **Gangster Octopus** , indeed. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2627 "2003-10-11T12:38:57Z")
Ah… good coffee. Today is OU vs Texas, so a different kind of prediction: OU 38 - UT 24 Hook 'em **Sooners**! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2628 "2003-10-11T12:50:38Z")
And where is our fair werewolf this monring? Not that it’s morning to **Angua**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2629 "2003-10-11T13:02:45Z")
Werewolf? There wolf! There castle! **Eyegore** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2630 "2003-10-11T13:06:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*And where is our fair werewolf this monring? Not that it’s morning to **Angua**. \*\* Indeed, it was almost lunchtime 🙂 **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2631 "2003-10-11T13:12:15Z")
In response to **NoClueBoy** and **EddyTeddyFreddy** , but (as usual) late enough not to prove anything special, I’ll just say “Hi” and predict that **Lauri Itakannas** will NOT be the next to post.l That ought to work. As for the next word group to become the catch phrase du jour, how about: Mama said there’d be days like this or Take me out, coach, I’m bleeding! or Never mind the mules, just load the wagon ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2632 "2003-10-11T13:44:45Z")
Wow, **Zeldar** , what sheer … uhh … talent you have displayed in passive prediction! You’re right! It’s NOT **Lauri Itakannas**! You must be a Ouija Boar Cowboy to have developed your prognostication to such a high level! 😉 You can put the prognosticating pig away now, since **EddyTeddyFreddy** will saunter on in next. ---
**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2633 "2003-10-11T14:16:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > **Indeed, it was almost lunchtime 🙂** What’s for lunch? I’m having a peanut butter cup… **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Bugnorton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@Bugnorton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bugnorton)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2634 "2003-10-11T14:16:25Z")
Nope, just me. The SDMB spirits are telling me that **Blonde** will be the next poster. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2635 "2003-10-11T16:13:14Z")
A lady wearing a Lyndon Johnson mask is holding a prognosticator pistol to my head and ordering me to predict **sperfur**. Who am I to argue? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2636 "2003-10-11T17:37:15Z")
**Happy** , I see you’ve met Mom. **if6was9** ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2637 "2003-10-11T17:47:06Z")
**B[/size=0.1]ig[/size]** word. **MrVimes** will post in disguise. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2638 "2003-10-11T17:49:16Z")
:smack: **Big** word. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2639 "2003-10-11T18:41:17Z")
I don’t think I’ll be having much of a lunch today… or even dinner. Had a LOT to eat yesterday: Chinese soup, chicken, mushrooms, baby _bok choy_, BBQ pork, BBQ duck (all at Master Hong’s BBQ House), a small cappuccino from the Bread Garden, chicken teriyaki roll, Dynamite roll, house roll, a honeydew bubble tea (all at Daimasu), and a slushy milk green apple bubble tea from Dragon Ball. Had great times out with my friends, though… we were overdue, since we hadn’t gone anywhere for the two Fridays prior to last night. **Lobsang** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2640 "2003-10-11T22:17:58Z")
Hmmmmm… whom shall I nominate for the next poster? Oh, how about a fellow felinaholic? **danceswithcats** ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2641 "2003-10-12T01:31:07Z")
AH-CHOOOO! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=131) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=133)