# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2682 "2003-10-13T14:04:44Z")

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I make milk and dark chocolate chip cookies as well. The white ones are simply because of a request [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=214772&perpage=50&pagenumber=3) from **ianzin** and **garius** (about 3/4 of the way down the page. 🙂

This is the thread that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people posted in it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll forever post in it, simply because this is the thread that never ends…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2683 "2003-10-13T15:18:55Z")

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It gives me a warm feeling inside knowing that someday my kids will post to this thread, possibly prognisticating the arrival of **little lel** or **Lobsang Jr.**  
In the meantime, **Abby** , you’re about due for that comeback.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2684 "2003-10-13T15:22:25Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2685 "2003-10-13T15:41:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \*
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> It gives me a warm feeling inside knowing that someday my kids will post to this thread, possibly prognisticating the arrival of **little lel** or **Lobsang Jr.**

;j

Could be worse…

Actually, it’s entirely possible. **Dougy Monty** has a very good story thread that started November, 2002, and gets updated every couple of days. It may be the oldest live thread on The Dope.

**Vanilla** ’s little boy.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2686 "2003-10-13T15:46:42Z")

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you are probably taller than I, good man.  
😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2687 "2003-10-13T17:32:52Z")

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Especially when I wear my boots. 🙂

**Rooves**

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2688 "2003-10-13T17:33:06Z")

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Back from Ohio.

**NoClueBoy**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2689 "2003-10-13T17:39:30Z")

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**Angua**.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2690 "2003-10-13T19:12:02Z")

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Hey, **Idle Thoughts**! Long time no post!

I’m heading off for lunch now, then working (alas) this afternoon. But my labors will be lightened by some spiced tea and _apple cider doughnuts_!!! Ahhhhhh… one of the many wonders of autumn in New England…

**NoClueBoy** , you there? I wanna see you come waltzing in with **Angua** as we near the 2700th post in The Thread That Would Not Die.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2691 "2003-10-13T19:19:45Z")

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Heh, Thanks.  
Oh what the hell…  
**ETF**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2692 "2003-10-13T20:13:34Z")

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Mmmm…doughnuts.

**Homer J. Simpson**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2693 "2003-10-13T20:32:02Z")

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I don’t think I should slow dance with **Angua**.

I’m part Commanche, and you what happens when you get two Indians together.

Oh… INDIA Indian. NOT Native American.

Er…  
How 'bout them Cubs?  
**London\_Calling**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2694 "2003-10-13T20:50:48Z")

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I know what I’m going to be having for dinner tonight… lots of Thanksgiving turkey with vegetables, cranberry sauce, yams / sweet potatoes, gravy, and other goodies.

**Mangetout**

F\_X

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2695 "2003-10-13T23:01:06Z")

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I say **Lobsang** will swing by soon.

And now… time for more tea and another cider doughnut. 😃

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2696 "2003-10-13T23:11:47Z")

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**Celestina**. _giggle_

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2697 "2003-10-14T00:23:54Z")

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I need a bath. I need a manicure. I need my therapist.  
I need a beer.

**kittenblue**

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2698 "2003-10-14T00:55:33Z")

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I need some food… and hopefully, I’ll get it soon.

**Angua**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2699 "2003-10-14T01:51:22Z")

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Not only am I the Queen of Germany, I am the Lizard King.

I can do anything.

**racinchikki**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2700 "2003-10-14T02:51:40Z")

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And the next poster, who will be the 2700th poster, will be:

**Satisfying Andy Licious** and his amazing chest!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2701 "2003-10-14T03:50:55Z")

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MINE!  
**elfbabe**

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