# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2742 "2003-10-16T08:01:09Z")
Good morning. Poot **Happy**. What are some really good Polish curses? **sperfur** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2743 "2003-10-16T11:54:54Z")
Morning all! You won’t be seeing much if any of me for the next few days – work and company coming to stay for the weekend. Play nice while I’m gone! We now return you to your regularlly scheduled **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2744 "2003-10-16T16:55:51Z")
**NoClueBoy** , keep your thread alive…keep your thread alive…keep your thread alive… ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2745 "2003-10-16T20:49:12Z")
Dropping in quickly to say hello! **NCB**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2003, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2746 "2003-10-16T22:14:45Z")
Man, what a day I had! And to top it off, I was forced to look at a cute girl’s naked fanny (British version). Oh well, all’s well that ends. Well? **Corner Case** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2747 "2003-10-17T01:25:21Z")
fanny? !!! **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2748 "2003-10-17T02:00:39Z")
My headspace ain’t built for whooshes, **NCB**. Too bad for you! 😛 Here’s an advance heads-up: don’t guess me for the whole day on Saturday, unless you count the evening / night. I’ll be at Awana Conference. 😃 **Happy Lendervedder** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2749 "2003-10-17T02:02:38Z")
poo ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2750 "2003-10-17T04:49:22Z")
Yes, **vanilla** , fanny. IOW, she flashed me from down under. As I was finishing up a job and talking with this other guy, this cute chick came jogging up. “Hi,” says I, as is my wont. “Hi!” she bubbles back. We chat very inanely about the weather or something, and she starts stretching in the driveway. Now, she’s wearing a tight little crop top, and these shorts that are a little hard to describe. Imagine a clingy fabric, very wided out legs, and extremely short. Now, I admit, the absolute first thing I noticed about her was how the clingy shorts were framing her ass better than if she weren’t wearing anything at all. But, as she stretched and did splits and stuff, those loose leg openings, and the extreme shortness of the shorts in general, meant she was flashing quite a bit of shaven womenly fun parts. YOWZERZ! my eyes said to my head. You shouldn’t have looked, you smeghead, I said to myself. Yeah, well, she kept doing it. And she got eye contact with me while she stretching. I smiled and she smiled back. I’m sure she felt the breeze hitting her pouty lips… Anyhoo, I know she saw me ogling her ass, 'cause she turned around to put her leg up on the bench that was on the side of the house, bent over and retied her shoe. She stayed in that posed, looked back at me, and asked if like running. I said, “I like watching.” and smiled. She smiled real big, staying in that perfect pose. (Oh yeah, I like the butt.) Then , she retied her other shoe and crossed over the driveway the few steps needed, stuck out her hand and said, “Hi. I’m Jennie.” So… the other guy I was shooting the breeze with says, “Well… I’ve got to get back to… the other job…” and got in his truck, giving me the thumbs up sign behind her back. Turns out the girl is the homeowner guy’s daughter from his first marraige who was just in for a little while. Apparantly, I hadn’t seen her come in earlier that day. By this time, I’m wondering if this early twentysomething looking girl realises how old I am or not. Because people always misguess my age by a huge amount. Probably because I don’t have any grey hair, nor is my hairline receding. (That’s the only thing I can come up with to explain it.) Anyways, that’ll teach me to say hi to jogging girls with clingy short shorts. I’m sure I’ll run into her quite a bit tomorrow. Maybe I’ll get lucky and she won’t force me to look at any part of her shapely body or pretty face. Which reminds me of: **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2751 "2003-10-17T05:24:10Z")
Can’t say I saw fanny, but I met a _rrrrreeeaaallllly_ cute girl tonight. She consoled me after the ballgame. I told her my name was Bob (it’s not). She said, “You’re not a Bob.” I said, “How do you know?” She said, “I just know.” I said, “How?” She said, “Show me your license.” I said, “I left it at home.” She said, “I’ll ask your friend.” I said, “Fine.” She said, “He’ll back you up?” I said, “Of course.” She said, “Oh.” I said, “Call my voice mail and listen to my message.” She said, “Okay, what’s your number?” I gave it to her, and proceded to watch her dial it and leave a message… asking me out! I said, “Huh,” and thought “Holy shit, I’m James Bond!” And so this is my [🆒](http://www.geocities.com/lendervedder/2.html) smilie tonight. **NCB** , on preview, I see your story is better than mine, and so I predict **Mr. Cynical** to post next. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2752 "2003-10-17T05:35:23Z")
I have no story. I have only a prognosticating vase. It says **NotWithoutRage**. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2753 "2003-10-17T06:06:39Z")
I’m a page late and a dollar short. Anyone have a dollar? **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2754 "2003-10-17T07:43:27Z")
Hello. I’ve been frequenting GQ for a bit, having my credibility called into account, and things like that. 🙂 **Happy Lendervedder** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2755 "2003-10-17T12:27:11Z")
Bingo! **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2756 "2003-10-17T14:10:21Z")
OOh! I really want to see your credibility. Brought to you by NCB, the booty lover. **DamnYankeeTexan** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2757 "2003-10-17T14:11:19Z")
you want to see my what? oh credibility… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2758 "2003-10-17T14:28:45Z")
Here, let me take that sweater for you… [I take your hand and lead you to the couch] Some wine? Hard day at work? Here, turn around. [Put my strong (yet gentle) hands on the back side of your shoulders and squeeze slightly. Alternating deep pressure and light, I work my way to your neck. Moving your long hair out of the way, I comment on how good it smells. My fingers apply soft pressure to the base of your skull while speaking softly in a low voice right next to your ear, saying little things about you that I find so very special. I stop massaging and let you fall back into me. Your cheek is next to mine, your eyes closed, a very slight smile on your perfect lips. My right hand is resting on your belly and your hands are folded over mine. With my free hand, I gently trace the outline of your lips. I touch your chin and turn your face a little bit more the left… Slowly, with hardly any sound, I press my lips to yours, barely touching…] 😃 **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2759 "2003-10-17T14:30:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*OOh! > > I really want to see your credibility. > > \*\* Really? Are you sure? 😉 **No Clue Boy** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2760 "2003-10-17T14:32:44Z")
I made \*\*Angua \*\* wrong! ha ha **next poster** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2761 "2003-10-17T14:36:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*I made \*\*Angua \*\* wrong! > ha ha > > \*\* :sulks: **vanilla** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=137) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=139)