# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/261 "2003-09-01T16:56:14Z")
I’m leaving now - I’m not drunk, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/262 "2003-09-01T16:57:37Z")
You can’t leave without a prediction **Slainte** (who will come back and make a retroactive prediction.) ---
**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/263 "2003-09-01T17:03:01Z")
**AbbySthrnAccent** has true talent. [sub]Pssst - I predicted **cuauhtemoc** in my first screwed up post[/sub]. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/264 "2003-09-01T17:06:05Z")
Oops missed that, sorry. **Quasimodem** Will be along shortly. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/265 "2003-09-01T17:31:52Z")
I’m trying to decide which Pit thread title I find funnier: “Giggle Gaggle, you’ve got moxie!” or “Let me elucidate something for you, Elucidator.” **Gadfly** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/266 "2003-09-01T17:52:38Z")
Wrong! No one saw me coming, and _wam!_– from outta the shadows I hit ya. Now, one of my crystal balls shows **fizzestothetop** making the next appearance, but the other is going out on a limb with **HerMajestyLorna**. So I’ll just split the difference and say **MeanOldLady** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/267 "2003-09-01T17:59:27Z")
Wrong! No one saw me coming, and _wam!_– from outta the shadows I hit ya. Now, one of my crystal balls shows **fizzestothetop** making the next appearance, but the other is going out on a limb with **HerMajestyLorna**. So I’ll just split the difference and say **MeanOldLady** ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/268 "2003-09-01T18:03:48Z")
Should I just not post to make **Happy Lendervedder** wrong or should I just fess up and admit that I’ve not left this thread yet? (except briefly to go clean out my car) Ya know, I’ve always read your name as Happy Lavender. Don’t ask why. I’m still carrying a torch for **matt\_mcl**. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/269 "2003-09-01T18:11:58Z")
**Eats\_crayons** will be along shortly. (I’m still here too - the shame!) ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/270 "2003-09-01T18:16:17Z")
Sorry, **fizzy**. Betcha **Bruce\_Daddy** will be the next one up. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/271 "2003-09-01T18:18:16Z")
I bet not! Now **Bruce\_Daddy** will be next. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/272 "2003-09-01T18:18:34Z")
Winner. **Lobsang** ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/273 "2003-09-01T18:24:57Z")
Somebody nobody has named and who hasn’t posted to this thread yet. Could only be about 30,000 or so. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/274 "2003-09-01T19:30:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Slainte \* > \*\*I’m even sexier than you think - that’s why I’ve waited a few pages for to post. 😉 > > My psychic abilities tell me that **cuauhtemoc** will put in an appearance within 24 hours. \*\* Your psychic abilities, or your knowledge of my boundless vanity? I predict the next poster will be… **cuauhtemoc**! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/275 "2003-09-01T19:32:52Z")
Has anybody cheated like this yet? I haven’t read the whole thread, so if this is somebody else’s joke that I’m stealing… well, screw you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/276 "2003-09-01T19:42:19Z")
**Eonwe** did, on the first page. Then **Washte** and **Kal** did (or maybe only one of them changing screennames). Next will be… **cuauhtemoc** again! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/277 "2003-09-01T20:13:32Z")
I don’t think I’m **cuauhtemoc** , although perhaps I’ve changed a bit. Let’s see here, how about **Tansu**? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/278 "2003-09-01T20:50:00Z")
As soon as **Quasimodem** gets done creating a few dozen more Doper Personality threads, I predict he will show up here to take a break. ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/279 "2003-09-01T21:11:42Z")
Wrong, so wrong. Next up is **aaaaaarrgg**. And I deserve a prize just for spelling that name right. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/280 "2003-09-01T21:15:14Z")
You’re wrong. After this post, the next one will be **Horseflesh**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=15)