# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2782 "2003-10-17T15:33:53Z")

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u r so funny!

vanilla, who alwasy leaves the light on like Motel 6

**NoclueBoy**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2783 "2003-10-17T16:09:20Z")

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Whoo Hoo!

Driving to Ohio as we speak.

Anyone seen my shoes?

**cadolphin**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2784 "2003-10-17T18:22:56Z")

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Ow!  
Someone’s go their finger caught in my hair!!!

:o 😛 🆒

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2785 "2003-10-17T18:43:05Z")

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Hi all. Gee, look at all the fun I’m missing. And will go on missing – I’ll be offline all weekend. Shucks, I bet this thread will have hit 3000 before I get back. :sulks:

Oh, well. See you all in a few days!

Back to you…

**Angua** bathed in starshine?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2003, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2786 "2003-10-17T19:37:07Z")

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I will not waste my work SDMB browsing time at home in my underpants.  
I will not waste my work SDMB browsing time at home in my underpants.  
I will not waste my work SDMB browsing time at home in my underpants.  
I will not waste my work SDMB browsing time at home in my underpants.  
I will not waste my work SDMB browsing time at home in my underpants.

**UncleBeer**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2787 "2003-10-18T02:08:48Z")

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Underpants.

I went to look at a place to rent for a party We’re having. Me, three divorced women, and a youngish couple, are getting together to throw a formal. Just for the hell of it. Not gonna be needing a place for a few months yet, but we have to find and reserve a place now because we’ll be competing with early proms and Spring weddings. I think we all agreed on this place we saw tonight.  
**Zeldar**

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2788 "2003-10-18T03:14:09Z")

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Hmm … I spied an **Eddy** , a **Teddy** , and a **Freddy** roaming around here recently. Curiosity will get the best of her. She’s next!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2789 "2003-10-18T03:15:37Z")

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Holy guacamole! You’re right! This addiciton is unbreakable.

Will you be neck, {peritrochoid\*\*?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2790 "2003-10-18T03:17:28Z")

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😃 😃 😃

:smack: :o :smack: :o :smack:

Yes, I DO need to go to bed. :rolleyes: No, I hven’t been drinking. Why do you ask?

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2791 "2003-10-18T03:21:54Z")

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What?! Oh, I have guacamole on my neck? Hmm … how’d that get there?

Thanks for the tip!

I say **if6was9** will pay us all a visit next. What say you?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2792 "2003-10-18T04:01:55Z")

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I say it’s spinach, and I say the hell with it.

Ping!

Back to you **peritrochoid**

Pong!

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2793 "2003-10-18T04:05:40Z")

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Well, if you insist.  
Back at ya, **EddyTeddyFreddy**!

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2794 "2003-10-18T04:08:10Z")

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Look who’s back in a game! Ok, let’s see if I can shake off this rust…

**Zeldar**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2795 "2003-10-18T04:09:46Z")

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::Curled up at foot of bed, purring; tails twitching gently::

Is everyone else asleep? Guess I should

**Peritrichoid** … purrrrrrr… zzzzzzzzzz…

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2796 "2003-10-18T04:16:48Z")

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Nah! C’mon we’re having an MPSIMS word-game marathon!

**ETF** - yer still awake, right?..

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2797 "2003-10-18T04:17:32Z")

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SURPRISE!!!

Guess what … It’s me! Betcha didn’t expect that.

Wake up, **EddyTeddyFreddy**!!

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2798 "2003-10-18T04:32:06Z")

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Well, **HappyLendervedder** reminded me of an old Warrant song:

Swingin’ to the left  
And swingin’ to the right  
If I think about baseball  
I’ll swing all night yea

C’mon back and let us know if you scored, man! 😃

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2799 "2003-10-18T04:37:53Z")

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**peritrochoid** , come on over, F1 buddy! 😉

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2800 "2003-10-18T12:06:19Z")

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Here I is, **green\_bladder**! Sad that I have to wait until March to see Schumi and da’ boys battle it out again. 🙂  
**EddyTeddyFreddy** should stop by and make it all better for me. 😛

Oh, and **Blonde** , that wasn’t _quite_ the song that came to mind for me. I figure after the date, **Happy** will be singing something more along the lines of Clarence Carter …

\*"When I start makin´ love  
I don´t just make love…  
I be strokin´  
That´s what I be doin´, huh  
I be strokin´

I stroke it to the east  
And I stroke it to the west  
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best  
I be strokin´ "\*

😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2801 "2003-10-18T12:44:06Z")

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What? Again?

Let’s hear from **vanilla**!

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