# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2802 "2003-10-18T13:17:54Z")

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you got it!  
**oh noclueboY…**

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2803 "2003-10-18T13:38:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \*  
> \*\*Here I is, **green\_bladder**! Sad that I have to wait until March to see Schumi and da’ boys battle it out again. 🙂  
> \*\*

It’s been a week since the Suzuka, how long of an offseason do these guys need? 😃 At least we’ll be getting 18 races in the upcoming season, as opposed to 16 this year.

**Angua**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2804 "2003-10-18T13:55:50Z")

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Tools; Internet Options; Content; AutoComplete  
This brings up a control that you can use to clear and then turn off the AutoComplete feature.  
Assuming you are using IE, that is…

**Lobbers** , you’re not a killer.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2805 "2003-10-18T19:17:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vanilla \*  
> \*\*you got it!  
> **oh noclueboY…** \*\*

Yes…?

**vanilla**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2806 "2003-10-18T20:13:05Z")

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let go of my hair!

youre cute

So anyway, I went to Target today and bought my son a red sweater.  
**leiu**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2807 "2003-10-18T20:59:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> C’mon back and let us know if you scored, man!

Oh, I haven’t called her yet. You know the _"Swingers’ "_ code: 3 days before you call. Or is it six? Anyway…

I have an inside track, in that I know where she and her friends are going tonight, oh yeah!

So I’ll call her up around 8 and say “Hey dollface, my friends and I are going to the so-and-so tonight.” And she’ll be like, “Annnnnnd you are…?” And I’ll be like, “Uhhh, ya know-- ‘Bob?’ From the other night?” And she’ll say, “What-ever.” And I’ll be like, “Yeah, um-- heh. Heh, okay. Uhhhhhh, yeah I’m just, uh, I guess, gonna be, uh, watching Saturday _ahem_ [sub]Night Live[/sub] with, uh, Britn…, and-- hmm, yeah. Okay then.” And she’ll be like, “What?” And I’ll be like, “Sorrywrongnumber.”  
In short, my dillusions of being James Bond usually last about as long as a scene with Moneypenny.  
**green\_bladder**?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2808 "2003-10-18T21:06:17Z")

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And I meant to say:

But I saw Michigan kick Illinois’ butt today, so at least I’m happy. And residually drunk.

Well, I’m always _Happy,_ but at least I’m residually drunk now too.

And after a brief nap, I’ll be ready to pretend I’m James Bond again. 😃  
**green\_bladder**??

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2809 "2003-10-18T21:53:35Z")

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Oh no you don’t, **Happy** - that 3 day rule really pisses us women off! Go for it now, cowboy!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2810 "2003-10-19T01:56:32Z")

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Yeah!  
And another thing…

**Trucido**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2811 "2003-10-19T02:38:50Z")

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No!  
Its me!

Following you…

Bam!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2812 "2003-10-19T02:51:28Z")

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_ **Bamf!** _  
**Nightcrawler**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2813 "2003-10-19T02:59:28Z")

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wasn’t that an album by AC/DC  
(who also sing Whole Lotta Rosie)

vanilla, going to ed now to the songs of oldies  
**NoCluBoy!**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2814 "2003-10-19T03:00:37Z")

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wasn’t that an album by AC/DC  
(who also sing Whole Lotta Rosie)

vanilla, going to bed now to the songs of oldies  
**NoCluBoy!**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2815 "2003-10-19T03:00:37Z")

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wasn’t that an album by AC/DC  
(who also sing Whole Lotta Rosie)

vanilla, going to bed now to the songs of oldies  
**NoCluBoy!**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2816 "2003-10-19T03:37:45Z")

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**vanilla** , you gotta get control of yourself. 😛

Hey, are you out there, **Blonde**? 'Tis **ETF** looking in briefly now that my guests for the weekend have gone to bed.

Okay, I’m off to check how the word games are going.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2817 "2003-10-19T05:07:33Z")

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Five billion people are going to die.

It’s the Twelve Monkeys!

THE TWELVE MONKEYS!!!

**Rael**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2818 "2003-10-19T06:12:41Z")

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I saw Kid Rock tonight. He was sitting at the table next to mine at the bar I went to. You wouldn’t believe how people fall all over celebrities. As soon as people started realizing who was there, there was such a constant stream of people walking up to him asking for an autograph, the place had to assign a bouncer to his table.  
I mock the celebrity worshipers, and yet my friends and I did a shot to the memory of Joe C. :rolleyes:  
**lel** darling?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2819 "2003-10-19T13:00:24Z")

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Joe Cocker 'snot dead.

Is he?

Feelin’ alright

Uh huh

Not feelin’ too good my own self

Oh no

**Zeldar**

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2820 "2003-10-19T13:48:48Z")

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Right! For once I checked in when it was my turn!

I can go back to sleep now.

**Happy Lendervedder**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2821 "2003-10-19T14:18:31Z")

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Oh. I missed my turn. ☹

Nevermind. I’ll just go back to reading papers again.

**vanilla**

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