# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2922 "2003-10-26T02:39:41Z")
NoClueBoy 3:11 “See! The Man!” So it was written, so it was done. And lo! it was good for women, for the boy was indeed a man. 😃 **His4Ever** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2923 "2003-10-26T02:50:54Z")
¡Santa mierda! I’m drunk! Actually I’m not _that_ drunk. I just wanted to say “¡Santa mierda!” Maybe I should’ve said “Heilig Sheiße!” Ya know what? All’s I really wanted to do was have an excuse to use the special character’s in **NCB** ’s link and swear in foreign lanugages. **green\_bladder**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2924 "2003-10-26T02:51:45Z")
No, mine for a while. How about we get one of the word-gamers in here? How about… **peritrochoid? quiltguy154? Sternvogel?** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2925 "2003-10-26T02:58:09Z")
(Snickering wickedly while resolutely ignoring her own typos) > [@](#): > > Ya know what? All’s I really wanted to do was have an excuse to use the special character’s in **NCB’s** link and swear in foreign lanugages. Hey, **Happy** - I never knew you were a student of foreign lanugages! What exactly do they measure? In what units? What’s a lanu? Enquiring minds want to be snarky! Retreating hurriedly to her lair as the brickbats and links to her own more egregious goofs shower down. Oh… prediction of next poster? Ummmmm… **Coldfire** to restore order and disperse the mob. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2926 "2003-10-26T03:01:34Z")
All stand-up for the birthday boy! Thank you, thank you. **Happy Lendevedder** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2927 "2003-10-26T03:22:25Z")
Hey, is it your natal festival, **green\_bladder**? Cool! [operatic mode] Hoppy beer day to you Harpy peer day to you Hippo BOAR day to you-ooo _Hempy barf day toooooooo-OOOOOOOOO_… YOOOOOOO_UUUUUUUUUUU!!!_ Glass shattering; pets howling [/operatic mode] Ahem. Now that I have your undivided attention, may I introduce the next poster: **Angua** , still howling. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2928 "2003-10-26T03:23:33Z")
A girl asked me out tonight earlier today. I said no. Why? Was she a smelly ogre? Is she a female Hitler clone? Is she a personication of a universally fundemental evil force that must be vanquished regardless the cost? No. She was an ex! Gah! What is with my ex girlfriends?!?! But, the real reason was because I had plans with the boys to watch the CU Buffs play the OU Sooners. Hmm. **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2929 "2003-10-26T03:25:40Z")
> [@](#): > > Hey, Happy - I never knew you were a student of foreign lanugages! Well, I hated studying foreign languages in college to the point I couldn’t stand sitting in the class more than a semester. But now I’m able to-- with a straight face-- say I’ve studied French, German, Spanish _and_ Latin. But at times, I isn’t sure I are even fluent on even Anglaish. What’s a lanu, you ask? I’m not sure-- what’s a lanu witchu? Could someone please pass me a Miller High Life. It’s the Champagne of Beers, ya know. **green\_bladder**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2930 "2003-10-26T03:38:24Z")
Ah, **Happy** - can it be you’re a graduate of that fine old institution, Whassamatta U.? Next poster: **vanilla** , hotly pursued by **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2931 "2003-10-26T03:43:29Z")
_sniff_ thanks for the lovely song, **ETF**. Now to put those windows back together 😃 **quiltguy154** , come on down. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2932 "2003-10-26T03:52:58Z")
I’ll stroll in one last time tonight, and predict that **green\_bladder** will lay down the caulking gun long enough to pop in again. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2933 "2003-10-26T04:40:36Z")
I thought you were going to bed, woman?! [Queen of Hearts] OFF TO YOUR BED! [/QoH] wordmorphingforever **Sam I Am** ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2934 "2003-10-26T04:50:08Z")
Uh, **Satan** No, wait… **Collunsbury** Darn, I’m not very good at this. **techchick** D’oh! **Zenster** Criminy. **december** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2935 "2003-10-26T04:50:17Z")
What can I say? Other than, I never said exactly that I was going to bed, now, did I? 😉 Ah, well… there’s nothing like a good word game to drag me away from whatever else ought to be occupying my time. Although I’m sorry to see that the Happy Haiku Game doesn’t seem to be catching on. Oh, well. Who’ll pop in next? How about **NCB** , returning to spank **ETF** with a rolled-up newspaper? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2936 "2003-10-26T04:52:41Z")
Catch her in the act, or she’ll never learn! It’s a sticky **wikkit** , ain’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2937 "2003-10-26T05:11:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Although I’m sorry to see that the Happy Haiku Game doesn’t seem to be catching on. Someone’s writing poetry about me?!! Maybe I’m just drunk But Happy poems make me weep. Recognized at last! O 'tis Happy’s day, Sweet Japanese poetry Sunshine, rainbows, love. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2938 "2003-10-26T05:12:35Z")
Forgot to predict: Glist’ning monkeys in the trees **NoClueBoy** , you’re next. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2939 "2003-10-26T08:53:59Z")
i predict teh next poster will be \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* no not really im going for **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2940 "2003-10-26T13:31:59Z")
Yeah! Where is that **Crazy Cat Lady**? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2941 "2003-10-26T13:33:29Z")
:: **ETF** stops licking paws, looks up :: Did someone mention my name? Perhaps I should stroll over there and investigate? :: Gives a final lick; curls up and goes to sleep :: **Happy** seeks haiku. **BigDaiv** supplies the contest. Which will answer this? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=146) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=148)