# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 148
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2942 "2003-10-26T13:51:37Z")
**ETF** you got me how did you know i’d be next??? was it feline intuition ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2943 "2003-10-26T13:58:31Z")
Nope – I looked at the little checkmark next to teh “profile” button, and saw yours was lit up yellow, meaning you were online. (smirking with self-satisfaction) Coming back to answer an **ETF** departing for the barn: **BigDaiv** the haiku master! ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2944 "2003-10-26T14:16:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Nope – I looked at the little checkmark next to teh “profile” button, and saw yours was lit up yellow, meaning you were online. (smirking with self-satisfaction) > > Coming back to answer an **ETF** departing for the barn: > > **BigDaiv** the haiku master! \*\* more cunning than a cunning fox who was professor of cunning at oxford university but has now moved on to bigger things and is minister of cunning plans at the UN **EddyTeddyFreddy** the feline mistress ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2945 "2003-10-26T14:20:08Z")
oh wait my prediction isnt **ETF** its **mrsface** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2946 "2003-10-26T14:24:32Z")
I’ve been told that I’m a cunning linguist. And I use words nice! **AbbySthrnAccnt** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2947 "2003-10-26T21:59:42Z")
Now that is one long church service! **vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2948 "2003-10-26T22:18:35Z")
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, the maid screamed: **"NoClueBoy!!!"** :: sound of vigorous slap :: ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2949 "2003-10-26T22:23:52Z")
nope im afraid its me in the lair of king cat a court wisewoman was asked for and at this there were a number of suggestions the most loud of which was **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2950 "2003-10-26T22:32:56Z")
MIAOW!!! Did someone summon me? Purrrrrr… let me stretch a bit (exposing razor-sharp claws), yawn (displaying gleaming white fangs) and go see who’s disturbed my nap. Ahhhhh… Leaving his own game Searching for the next poster **BigDaiv** wanders in. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2951 "2003-10-26T22:52:59Z")
Why do you wash your clothes in Tide? It too cold out tide! **Marsha** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2952 "2003-10-26T22:54:05Z")
Entry of **BigDaiv** leaving his game and all hope haikus seem unpop’plar ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2953 "2003-10-26T22:56:06Z")
Entry of **BigDaiv** leaving his game and all hope haikus seem unpopular **ETF** will be next to check if her prediction was true ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2954 "2003-10-26T22:57:59Z")
Entry of **BigDaiv** leaving his game and all hope haikus arent pop’lar **ETF** will be next to check if her prediction was true ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2955 "2003-10-26T23:41:34Z")
**vanilla** is sweet I am told she has no feet That seems to be odd ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2956 "2003-10-26T23:53:30Z")
Treble despair, **Daiv**? Fear not; weekends can be slow. I’ll keep it going. 😉 😛 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2957 "2003-10-26T23:54:58Z")
Ah, well… got so busy haiku-ing that I forgot to predict: **Happy Lendervedder** arm in arm with **lel** , while **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** resumes her search for the elusive wild turkey. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2958 "2003-10-27T02:40:25Z")
Oh, I’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates And you’ve got a brand new key **moriah** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2959 "2003-10-27T03:38:17Z")
Maybe **Blonde** will drop in, to get her mind off her [poor kitty](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=219592)? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2960 "2003-10-27T03:47:12Z")
Here I am!! That’s a first in getting here on time. Kitty is sleeping fine, I’ll just have to watch him very closely tonight. This weekend has not been my finest, folks. **BigDaiv** - a new poster, is he? We like those! Welcome, man. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/2961 "2003-10-27T03:53:03Z")
A Limerku: Silly little dog Was hungry, she ate a frog “Hope 'twern’t poisonous,” I joked. Sadly it was, and she croaked. She dropped like a log. **handy** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=147) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=149)