# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/281 "2003-09-01T21:24:12Z")
We have a winner! [He-Man] “I have the POWERRRRRRRR…” [/He-Man] to summon **lel**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Meros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Meros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meros)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/282 "2003-09-01T21:31:01Z")
Well, I’m here a full 4 pages after my predicted appearance. I summon the great and powerful **Frank #2** and you get back here too **Scribble** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/283 "2003-09-01T22:25:22Z")
Hmm… for once, my prognostication powers have steered me to good! (and not to evil) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/284 "2003-09-01T22:28:13Z")
I forgot to add: post #3800. Now, this is post #3801. (Og bless fast computers!) F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/285 "2003-09-01T22:38:49Z")
Keep summoning. I arrive eventually. _Jumps into the prognosticator’s trash can_ _pulls out the name of **Salem** _ ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/286 "2003-09-01T22:49:43Z")
**lel** , sorry I’m late, but better that than never, right? Ok, I pick… **Diogenes the Cynic**! Don’t let me down buddy. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/287 "2003-09-02T00:12:23Z")
_Goes into the bathroom, shuts the lights off, and looks toward the mirror_ Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … Bloody **lel** … ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/288 "2003-09-02T00:14:03Z")
Naw, **Diogenes** is too cynical to fall for your wiles. It is I, **EddyTeddyFreddy** , charging in after a day at the races to predict… **Horseflesh**!!! Hey, I spent the whole afternoon at the Plainridge track watching harness races. Including seeing my friend’s horse, the favorite in the feature race, come in third, dammit. But I came out two bucks ahead for the day, so who’s complaining? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/289 "2003-09-02T00:18:38Z")
Damn, **Happy** – sneaking in like that before I’d finished composing my reply to **hopefool**. Grumble grumble grumble… All right, I’m not going to cheat and predict myself, if only because it takes too doggone long to type my name. 😉 I’ll just predict: **Happy L** again! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/290 "2003-09-02T00:41:11Z")
And **Eddy** wins a cookie. I predict **Nacho4Sara** should be coming around annnnny minute now… Happy ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/291 "2003-09-02T00:55:58Z")
**Dio** , how could you let me down?!?? Ok, I’m obviously not **Nacho4Sara** , so I’m sorry to mess you up **Happy** , but now I’d like to conjure up, drum roll please, a visit from… **Mr2001**! ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/292 "2003-09-02T01:05:15Z")
Nope… I believe you will be next…hopefool. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/293 "2003-09-02T01:14:09Z")
Only too happy to oblige **rolandgunslinger** , if for no other reason than I’d like to make someone right and you’re name is SO cool! Ok, my last shot at this pathetic effort of mine. Howabout… **furlibusea**!!! Come on down, you are the next contestant on The Price is Right! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/294 "2003-09-02T01:34:55Z")
Well, well, well, looks like **jackelope** decides to show hours after I made my prediction. Can we just ignore the 30 posts between mine and his pretend like I was right? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/295 "2003-09-02T01:54:25Z")
No! Well, that was fun. I worked today (I am self employed-ish) and left early for a cool date. Went out to eat and then went to my cool cuzn’s place and hung out. Played cards, talked, joked, got to know each other a bit. She already knew my cuz, so that was an easy way to do things. We’ll see how this works out in the next couplaweeks. Don’t tell **lel**. You wanna know how I chooose poster manes to guess? You wanna know? Yaaaaa…wanna know? y’wanna know? I go to the thread lists and choose one of the last few posters. Hasn’t worked, tho. **Wallflower** ---
**Author:** ![hoboonmoto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hoboonmoto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hoboonmoto)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/296 "2003-09-02T01:57:25Z")
Hmm, you loose. (I like this thread, the waste of bandwidth it is… 🙂 ) **Fairy Chat Mom** ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/297 "2003-09-02T01:59:59Z")
I’m a bit of a wallflower but my poster name wouldn’t suggest it. Where’d **Abby** run off too? I think she’s due to return! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/298 "2003-09-02T02:07:43Z")
Hey, **MeanOldLady** – you got another choice now that **jackalope** has hopped on by? I’ll guess that you’ll… Ignore me, so I’m gonna point to… **fizzestothetop** as the next one! ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/299 "2003-09-02T02:26:11Z")
**EddyTeddyFreddy** is that kinda like Ed, Edd and Eddie? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/300 "2003-09-02T02:33:48Z")
For a change of pace, **xgxlx** since he’s online and has no life, more than likely he’s browsing the boards. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=16)