# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3082 "2003-10-30T19:45:46Z")
hehehe **ETF, Angua** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3083 "2003-10-30T20:03:05Z")
In again, to say I’m off to do another haiku, and then, alas, will have to log off so I can get some work done. I predict **BigDaiv** , as **Angua** will be distracted by reading the comment I just made in her “alone” thread. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3084 "2003-10-30T20:05:52Z")
Well, before you go, read my reply 😃 **ETF** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3085 "2003-10-30T20:10:36Z")
no **BD** **Angua, EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3086 "2003-10-30T20:14:26Z")
Ooooooooooo… Sounds p[romising, **Angua**. Are you SURE you didn’t sabotage his CPU, you sly devil, you? 😛 And now, adieu, as I return, alas, to work. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3087 "2003-10-30T20:26:47Z")
byeeeeeeeeeee **Angua** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3088 "2003-10-30T20:36:56Z")
Cuinto marbientus alga Didemus carenta firga Per hintellum virum Quintelli sirrum Virum, velum, virga. **Czarcasm** ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3089 "2003-10-30T23:00:17Z")
Sorry, but right back atcha, **Happy**. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3090 "2003-10-30T23:29:59Z")
Gloria hoc intigum Ad esperitus quom parabigum Asper itus quid bel Haber noctus intel Inter pro tyranus pro digum. Faux Latin Limericks are fun. **lel**? ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3091 "2003-10-31T00:38:44Z")
Nope. BTW, check out Baby Got Back in Latin. Comes with translation that makes it even funnier. **Idle Thoughts**? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3092 "2003-10-31T01:15:46Z")
Would someone care to summarize this thread for me? A simple 3-4 sentence paragraph recapping each page would be sufficient. I think it would be nice to have a “Cliff’s Notes” versions for any new-comers. Thanks. Oh, and… Illum annae quidprodicus Parabella en si hodicus Quin bera suc cum Anus bergus tecum Inda hectus suda id fodicus. Oh, and… **EddyTeddyFreddy**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3093 "2003-10-31T01:31:55Z")
The first page had some conversation mixed in with predictions. It lasted 4 hrs. Second page had some conversation mixed in with predictions. It also had smilies, colour, and sex. It lasted 5 hrs. Third page added a sex change. It lasted 1 hr. **Scribble** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3094 "2003-10-31T02:45:44Z")
Say, **NCB** , you set out to read the whoel thing not too long ago. How far did you get? I seem to recall you’d reached the Council of Nicaea when last you spoke of it. **BJMoose** will wander in next, to see if there’s any water lilies worth munching on. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3095 "2003-10-31T03:23:51Z")
Hmmm… On pages 4 & 5 I think I married **lel**. Cool. That means it wasn’t a sin\* after all. Ooops! :eek: I said too much. **vivalostwages** - posting in vain. not sex, you voyuers! ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3096 "2003-10-31T03:42:42Z")
God this thread has been around forever, piling up the post count, and I never bothered to check it. Tonight, for the first time, I do a vanity search. For Chrissake people! Do you know what it’s like looking through 62 pages for a single name? **Satisfying Andy Licious** and **AbbySthrnAccent** , I’m callin you out, you owe me a half hour of my life back (Only a half hour! I think they just fed the hamsters!) Nahh. I’ll predict **Gazelle**. She told me herself that she does vanity searches. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3097 "2003-10-31T03:49:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Aargh! You’ve collapsed the wavefunction!! > > You’re turn . 😉 \*\* Not my damn cat, darlin’ I f you check “show as posts” instead of “show as threads” it takes you right to the post. That’s also how you can easily link to a specific post in a thread. It’s fun! **BuckleberryFerry** ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3098 "2003-10-31T03:53:22Z")
No. **NoClueBoy** is next. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3099 "2003-10-31T04:16:52Z")
Nope, you get me. Just took some aspirin… arrrrrglglglglglgl. Now **NoClueBoy** will be next. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3100 "2003-10-31T04:28:52Z")
**NurseCarmen** , threads like this are well-suited for bringing up vanity searches! _prognosticator vanity search – wait, I can’t do one_ **Jonathan Chance** ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3101 "2003-10-31T04:46:41Z")
Velcome to our lair, **NurseCarmen**. Vill you be posting vit us again? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=154) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=156)