# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3102 "2003-10-31T04:49:26Z")
I went out to see the aurora borealis --what a let-down. There’s enough light pollution, even in Exurbia, that all I could discern were a couple of ghostly streaks zooming from the northern horizon upwards toward infinity. Oh, well. At least now I can say I’ve Seen The Northern Lights.™ Where’s **BigDaiv** wandered off to? He hasn’t visited his haiku thread for a while. Maybe he’s gone off to catch **Angua** on the rebound? I predict the next Doper to appear will be **Super Gnat**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3103 "2003-10-31T06:45:32Z")
I predict I’m going to prove wrong my own prediction. I predict I’m going to go to bed. I predict whoever follows me will not predict me. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3104 "2003-10-31T08:12:33Z")
I predict that I will also go to bed soon. Also, the next poster up will not be in this particular timezone. Maybe… **BigDaiv**? F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3105 "2003-10-31T09:08:09Z")
The next poster is **Angua** doubt I’ll post again till Monday now. Off to see my parents. Whee! **BigDaiv** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3106 "2003-10-31T13:18:34Z")
You gonna tell 'em about the cat? **crazy grady** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3107 "2003-10-31T13:25:04Z")
What? **NCB** , how the heck did you hear about me and…? Hmph. And here I thought my secrets were safe with **Angua**. Now appearing, as I disappear for hours, is… **Happy** , just for the heck of it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3108 "2003-10-31T15:14:57Z")
Did a large invisible robot come through here? **kn(\*)ckers** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3109 "2003-10-31T15:33:21Z")
I never said anything! Honest. Why does everyone assume I’ve been being mischevious today? **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3110 "2003-10-31T16:07:12Z")
I’ll go easy on my guess, since he’s hanging around already. NoClueBoy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3111 "2003-10-31T17:36:42Z")
Yipper. [Poor **Zeldar**](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220675) **Siege** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3112 "2003-10-31T17:38:25Z")
hey hey kids [/krusty voice] **Angua, NurseCarmen** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3113 "2003-10-31T18:21:50Z")
Boo. Just thought I’d pop into this thread and surprise you all. I’m at my parents’ house, but luckily they have a 1MBit broadband connection. 😃 **NoClueBoy** is up next ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3114 "2003-10-31T18:57:04Z")
**Hambone**. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3115 "2003-10-31T19:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*What? **NCB** , how the heck did you hear about me and…? > \*\* what secret bout you and the cat??? **I have no idea** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3116 "2003-10-31T19:36:34Z")
Say hello to the newest member of my family! Allyssa Kay 10/31/03 12:39 pm My youngest cousin’s little girl. And here I am with a head cold, sitting on the computer. ☹ Well, I sent flowers and talked with her already. I’ll see her tomorrow, if I have to wear a surgical mask! Mother and daughter are both healthy and happy. Specifics like weight and length to come later. Celebrate the birth of yet another one of us! YEAY! 😃 **Anyone** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3117 "2003-10-31T19:42:35Z")
Congrats **NoClueBoy** good luck and too bad you couldnt be there samhain: look to the future and to the past Good Luck **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3118 "2003-10-31T20:29:50Z")
Congrats, **NCB**! Entering stage left, tripping over mislaid prop: **BigDaiv** ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3119 "2003-10-31T20:35:23Z")
So **ETF** whats the secret about you and …? **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3120 "2003-10-31T20:54:30Z")
Oh, well, if none of you know after all, then… 😛 **BigDaiv** , doggedly pursuing an answer. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3121 "2003-10-31T21:04:48Z")
oh come on please. i promise i wont tell anyone juat email it to me. please please please and if i tell i promise i will never write another haiku. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=155) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=157)