# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3122 "2003-10-31T21:07:17Z")

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oh prediction **ETF** giving

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3123 "2003-10-31T21:07:17Z")

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oh prediction **ETF**

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3124 "2003-10-31T21:08:29Z")

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oh prediction **ETF** giving me an answer

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3125 "2003-10-31T21:16:38Z")

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**BigDaiv**

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3126 "2003-10-31T21:19:04Z")

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heres **BigDaiv** [/jonny voice]

**someone**

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**Author:** ![nobrainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a587f6/32.png) [@nobrainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nobrainer)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3127 "2003-10-31T21:22:12Z")

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… to watch over me?

**ETF**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3128 "2003-10-31T21:38:46Z")

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Nope, **Angua** , posting from her brother’s computer, who think’s we’re all insane. 😃

**NoClueBoy**

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3129 "2003-10-31T21:43:56Z")

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well i can only speak for myself but

nyahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa i b insane

**Angua**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3130 "2003-10-31T21:53:31Z")

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Well, yes. But I think we’re all insane. Some of us just more so than others. Plus he’s just seen the DopeFedst photos, so that’s not doing us any favours. 🙂

**BigDaiv**

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3131 "2003-10-31T21:59:39Z")

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“inside every sane person is an insane one waiting to get out”- Terry Pratchett _The Light Fantastic_

**Angua**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3132 "2003-10-31T22:03:24Z")

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Well, I don’t know about you, but my insane person got out a long time ago, and the sane bit of me has been reduced to a tiny whispery echo, which not even ducks can hear.

**BigDaiv**

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3133 "2003-10-31T22:06:09Z")

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can i change that quote to what it correctly is: “Inside every sane person there’s a madman strugling to get out”

i dont think i ever had a sane bit i prefer insanity anyway

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3134 "2003-10-31T22:07:25Z")

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**Angua**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3135 "2003-10-31T23:13:40Z")

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Dropping in to say hi, and bye for the next few hours.

Is there a **NurseCarmen** in the house?

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**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3136 "2003-10-31T23:18:12Z")

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oooh, this is eerie. I was just _thinking_ about predicting **EddyTeddyFreddy** , and she posts! WOW! Am I psychot … err … psychic or what? 😛

And I’m thinking of the next poster now who happens to be …  
**NoClueBoy**!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3137 "2003-11-01T03:23:55Z")

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Okay, so I donned a surgical mask and went to see her.

She’s gorgeous! 7 lbs 7 ozs, 21 inches, and long black hair.

Kind of cute for a less than one day old. 🙂

**vanilla**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3138 "2003-11-01T04:21:35Z")

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But does she still have that red, scrunched-up face?

Of course, if I’d just been through what she went through, I’d probably have a scrunched-up face, too.

**NCB** , returning to inform me that she is in fact the most beautiful baby on the face of the earth. 😉

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3139 "2003-11-01T04:42:43Z")

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Of course it’s red and scrunched up, she just got shoved through a 10 centimeter whole surrounded by muscle and bone!

Kind of odd to think of my little cousin that way…

**Willard**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3140 "2003-11-01T05:32:08Z")

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I think this thread is starting to make too much sense, so I shall predict the irruption of **The Ryan**.

And so to bed.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3141 "2003-11-01T07:52:31Z")

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Sense? This thread is making sense? I can’t follow word one in here.

Granted, I just consumed eleven dozen-- minus 121-- beers. So maybe… uh… yeah… What was I saying now?  
**Abby** _please_ come back!! I’m predicking you will.

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