# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 159

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3162 "2003-11-01T23:51:04Z")

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Canne know won spel?

**hauss**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3163 "2003-11-02T00:41:54Z")

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:: Paces gracefully into the thread, head high and tails gently waving ::

\*\* Fails to notice spilled Jell-O; walks into gooey mess \*\*

## Retreats, muttering, to do a thorough lick-clean

**BigDaiv** , to writhe in frustration as **ETF** once again leaves his curiosity unsatisfied.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3164 "2003-11-02T06:09:02Z")

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Nup, you get me.

**Lobsang**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3165 "2003-11-02T13:32:08Z")

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Jello? 😕  
**bambi**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3166 "2003-11-02T14:03:00Z")

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**Scylla** , stalking **bambi**.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3167 "2003-11-02T14:18:03Z")

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Hello again.

My brother’s spending two weeks doing work experience in my department, so not only has he realised we’re mad on the boards, but he’ll realise that my entire research group is insane!!

**EddyTeddyFreddy**

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3168 "2003-11-02T14:48:13Z")

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Well, I’m outta here for two weeks-- no way to access the Dope.

I hope I recognize this place when I get back.

My final attempt at: **Abby**.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3169 "2003-11-02T19:01:36Z")

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Hi all! Alas, I’m forced to work all afternoon – doubt I’ll have much time for Doping. Oh, well – could be worse; could be NOT raining, so I’d long to be out.

Carry on, **Angua**.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3170 "2003-11-02T19:19:41Z")

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oh come on **ETF** be nice ill give you some fish/high class kibble/ anything you want (within reason)

btw my prediction is the already mentioned **EddyTeddyFreddy**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3171 "2003-11-02T22:27:39Z")

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You really don’t give up, do you, **BigDaiv**? You really, really want to know the secret between me and **Angua** , eh?

Well… since you plead so prettily…

Here it is:

T_h_e_r_e **i\*s** n_o\*\*s_e_c_r_e_t

Next up: **BigDaiv** , indignantly demanding his money back.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3172 "2003-11-02T23:26:50Z")

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I’m going to guess **Lobsang**.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3173 "2003-11-03T00:40:06Z")

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Hello.  
**Flamsterette\_X** your repeating 18s must be an omen of some type

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3174 "2003-11-03T00:48:37Z")

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Hey, **Mudshark** , long time no

AAARRGGHHHHH!!!

Geez, **Mudshark** , you really ought to eat _before_ you swim in here. I needed that arm!

Next up, **Lobsang** , to tell me just what he does that would enable him to recognize racehorse names.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3175 "2003-11-03T01:02:30Z")

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What does **Lobsang** do?

I prognosticate with big sharks, and little ones too.

**SanguineSpider**

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3176 "2003-11-03T01:15:15Z")

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Sorry about that, **EddyTeddyFreddy**.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3177 "2003-11-03T02:10:40Z")

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I work in internet betting.  
Erm…  
**Mudshark**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3178 "2003-11-03T02:30:21Z")

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**ETF** , check your e-mail (you too, **'nilla** ) and tell me that she isn’t the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen.

Yowza!  
**Hot Buttered Toast**

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3179 "2003-11-03T02:34:06Z")

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:eek:

who? who?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3180 "2003-11-03T02:37:06Z")

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Ah! That would explain, **Lobsang** , why even on your UK island home you’d know American racehorses. Do you follow the harness horses as well as the TBs? I have a friend who owns a world record-holder pacer, Cambest Prince. Just flat racing, or steeplechasers, too? I’d love to see the Grand National some day.

Dancing in next: **NoClueBoy** , in raptures over the lovely little new woman in his life, Allyssa Kay. 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3181 "2003-11-03T03:00:52Z")

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Silly Tripod site. Anyone got a better webpage hoster (for free?  
[Allyssa Kay](http://noclueboy.tripod.com/)

**Vanilla**

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