# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/301 "2003-09-02T02:42:53Z")

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I predict **jackelope** just to spite **MeanOldLady.**

or perhaps **Mirror Image egamI rorriM** , as I just saw her pop online.

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/302 "2003-09-02T02:47:50Z")

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Me? Anything for you, my dear **xgxlx**.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/303 "2003-09-02T02:48:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \*  
> Where’d **Abby** run off too? I think she’s due to return! \*\*

You called? Nice tattoo, btw.

I wonder if **Stavia** will drop in?

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/304 "2003-09-02T02:54:22Z")

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Oh yeah, and I predict **Aslan of Narnia**.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/305 "2003-09-02T02:54:37Z")

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My tongue hurts

wtf? 😕  
**Troy McClure SF**

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/306 "2003-09-02T02:56:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Mirror Image egamI rorriM \*  
> \*\*Oh yeah, and I predict **Aslan of Narnia**. \*\*

You did?!

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/307 "2003-09-02T03:00:13Z")

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What the hell?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/308 "2003-09-02T03:15:02Z")

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**Ringo** will pop in and mention that it’s been raining for two days in Houston.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/309 "2003-09-02T03:21:25Z")

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No, **EddyTeddyFreddy** comments that we were supposed to get rain but it fizzled out.

Fizzled…

**FIZZ** led…

Naw, that’s too obvious.

**Abby** , you still out there?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/310 "2003-09-02T03:42:37Z")

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Mna, am I tired…  
Nah, I’m not gonna correct it. Too much typing.

**Boyo Jim**

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/311 "2003-09-02T03:50:22Z")

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**NoClueBoy** - Mna, you are SO wrong! 😃

Where’s **Quasimodem** , I wonder?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/312 "2003-09-02T03:55:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> **Abby** , you still out there?

I’m still up. I wonder if **OxyMoron** will stop by?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/313 "2003-09-02T04:01:02Z")

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Hmm… I predict **Better Living Electrically!** … just coz I like his name. He probably won’t show up, but 'tis a cool name. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/314 "2003-09-02T04:03:49Z")

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**Blonde** , I’m afraid I’m gonna have to spank you.

What do you mean, “V P O?”

**Zhen’ka**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/315 "2003-09-02T04:08:30Z")

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I predict **Shibboleth** will _not_ post next.

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**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/316 "2003-09-02T04:09:19Z")

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Has anyone mentioned Madonna yet? Cause you know, if someone wanted to bet on me showing up, that would be the way to lure me in here.

Oh.

Okay then.  
::quietly closing door behind me::

**Copaesthetic**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/317 "2003-09-02T04:10:45Z")

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I predict **EddyTeddyFreddy** will get a life and stop posting instead of working.

What?

Oh, very well: [NoClueBoy\*\* who started this insanity.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/318 "2003-09-02T04:11:58Z")

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Sorry, **NoClueBoy** – maybe I should go to bed? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/319 "2003-09-02T04:12:13Z")

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I predict **Shibboleth** will _not_ post next, but maybe **Fizzes** will.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/320 "2003-09-02T04:13:39Z")

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\<\<who started this insanity.\>\>

I did.

Read the OP. :rolleyes:

**verbenebeast**

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