# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3222 "2003-11-04T08:27:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*
> 
> **Angua** , dear – has your officemate seemed less attentive today? Don’t refine too much on it. \*\*

Nah, its not that. I just feel blobby.

**NCB** - yeah, its hitting home now, but I still have to say that I feel better without him at the moment. Doesn’t stop me feeling blobby and unfanciable though. ☹

**EddyTeddyFreddy**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3223 "2003-11-04T13:20:21Z")

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Oh, well, _blobby_ – that I can understand, especially having to deal with all that leftover Halloween candy.

**Angua** coming back to bite me for telling Mum on her. But I’ll be gone then, nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah!!!

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3224 "2003-11-04T13:39:53Z")

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Greg, Blobby, and Peter.

Marsha, Jan, and Cindy.

Mike and Carol.

Alice.

**Super Gnat**

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3225 "2003-11-04T16:37:21Z")

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Hey hey, I’m actually here for once.

**ETF**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3226 "2003-11-04T18:06:27Z")

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Boo. I’ve just been teaching high school kids about star formation. They’re obsessed with black holes.

_chases **ETF** into the thread_

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3227 "2003-11-04T18:14:13Z")

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How about star _foamation_ - the lovely way they suds up when enough trisodium phosphate and Coca Cola is poured on them? 🙂

The coolest thing about black holes is how hot they are.  
**Sampiro**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3228 "2003-11-04T18:17:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*How about star _foamation_ - the lovely way they suds up when enough trisodium phosphate and Coca Cola is poured on them? 🙂  
> \*\*

Bwahaha!!! I need sleep. Star foamation sounds like fun. I think I’m going to go home and cook dinner - tandoori chicken, and some chips. 😃

**NoClueBoy**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3229 "2003-11-04T19:57:25Z")

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see? Didn’t I tell you your teenage students would be mad for black holes?

Nobody ever listens to me…

**lel** with her prognosticating telescope

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3230 "2003-11-04T22:58:02Z")

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[grabs crotch]

I got yer telescope!

[looks around, realizes not at construction sight, unhands crotch, pretends it never happened]

**cityboy916**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3231 "2003-11-04T23:07:04Z")

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Isn’t it about time that **green\_bladder** dropped in for a visit?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3232 "2003-11-05T01:26:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*The three-cat-day, strolling in.
> 
> Your poor friend, **F\_X** – did she live with a smoker, or work in a smoky environment, like a pub? That really stinks.\*\*

No, she lived alone… I don’t think she had any friends who were smokers. As for her work, she mainly worked as a church missionary and doing things like that. So no, she didn’t work in any smoky environments _per se_.

Could have been the exhaust and pollution in general evidence around this city. But no matter how she got it, she’s certainly dying from it now. Maybe I’ll start a thread on it later…

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> Hey, F\_X, I see there’s now a parody apology thread in this forum. I checked it out, and it looks like a takeoff on our recently banned MetalMaven sock-mistress – who, it seemed to me, was trying to ride on your coattails with her apology thread.
> 
> I hope you won’t feel it was aimed at you, too, because my gut feeling is, it isn’t. Yours was an honest, straightforward apology after careful reflection. Hers looked like a desperate attempt to avoid an axe she knew was headed for her neck.

Actually, I noted that apology thread when it first burst upon my consciousness (a few days ago). Her apology thread wasn’t exactly what I’d call an honest one. I’m not saying my actions were any better than hers, but I am content with knowing I was honest with mine.

I don’t think it’s aimed at me, because the parody of mine (if there was any) would have popped up a few days before I noticed this thead. Although I must admit that when I saw the thread, the first thing that popped into my head was: "Hmm… an apology thread that looks like it’s trying to garner some of the reaction mine got last week… "  
Prediction before I head off into the night: **BigDaiv**

F\_X

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3233 "2003-11-05T03:43:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Seven \*  
> \*\*AAAAARGH!
> 
> _hits head on desk_
> 
> WACK-WACK-WACK-WACK
> 
> eerm… wait. I’m not even supposed to show up in this thread yet. \*\*

**cmonidareya**

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3234 "2003-11-05T04:23:09Z")

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I’m a little teapot  
Short and stout  
Here is my handle  
Here is my spout

**NCB** takes the top off the pot and out flies **Super Gnat**

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3235 "2003-11-05T04:38:08Z")

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No - it’s me.

**Rooves** or **Miller** - are you out there?  
Well, you never know… 😉

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3236 "2003-11-05T08:05:33Z")

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I am neither **Rooves** nor **Miller**.

**BlackKnight** (well, he’s online on Yahoo…)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3237 "2003-11-05T09:19:30Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*see? Didn’t I tell you your teenage students would be mad for black holes?  
> \*\*

Yes, yes you did. I’ve been invited back to do the same thing with a different group of kids in early December. So, I guess things went well. 😃

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3238 "2003-11-05T13:35:26Z")

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::Strutting smugly into thread ::

**Angua** returns, to grovel once more at the paws of the Almighty Omniscient **ETF** ™

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3239 "2003-11-05T14:00:28Z")

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I do indeed return. But am very smug myself. I have the Kill Bill soundtrack, and I’m currently listening to Nancy Sinatra’s “Bang Bang”. It is such a cool song. 😃

**ETF**

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3240 "2003-11-05T15:03:31Z")

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Find an old Doper dot com:

**Al G**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3241 "2003-11-05T15:15:32Z")

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snow this weekend

**nocluboy**

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