# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3302 "2003-11-09T13:01:05Z")
**NoClueBoy** , on the last page you asked why this post (and others) was so popular. I suggest that perhaps these people could help answer that question. These are the top posters to this post: User ---- Posts NoClueBoy — 454 EddyTeddyFreddy — 426 AbbySthrnAccent — 314 Angua — 307 Flamsterette\_X — 197 lel — 180 Happy Lendervedder — 146 sperfur — 119 fizzygoodmakefeelnice — 118 Idle Thoughts — 93 Super Gnat — 68 BigDaiv — 68 Lobsang — 66 gum — 56 green\_bladder — 51 If you sum those posts and subtract that number from the over 3000 now involved, I suspect the answer is in there somewhere. Oh, BTW, I predict **fizzygoodmakefeelnice** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3303 "2003-11-09T14:43:15Z")
And **Zeldar** , with (as of this moment) a nice round 2050 posts, has posted the 3300th post to this thrilling epic of human angst, striving, joy, weirdness, logorrhea, and general amiability. Predicting **NoClueBoy** to water his beanstalk of a plant. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3304 "2003-11-09T14:46:21Z")
no its **BigDaiv** repotting his bonsai **ETF** maybe **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3305 "2003-11-09T18:34:53Z")
About 10% of my total posts on this board are to this one thread. Way to play around and not fight ignorance, self. :dubious: _prognosticator Cecil books out_ **AskNott** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3306 "2003-11-09T19:58:29Z")
I refuse to discuss what the heck I’m doing here. In fact, I invoke my Fifth Amendment rights. Even when faced with **Glowing Dragon Flame** ™ and even though a staggering 23 percent of my post total has been frittered away in here. No, I’ll never confess! Not even when faced with the next poster: **OttoDaFe** ---
**Author:** ![Nou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Nou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nou)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3307 "2003-11-09T20:06:55Z")
/me wanders in, looks around, pulls a moony, and runs off guffawing, a la Bart Simpson style 😛 😃 😛 Enter **NoClueBoy** , stage left. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3308 "2003-11-09T20:42:50Z")
Enter **BigDaiv** from the audience **TBHnoidea** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3309 "2003-11-09T21:36:23Z")
What in THE hell happened here? **green\_bladder** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3310 "2003-11-09T21:45:03Z")
**green\_bladder** sprang a… Oh, never mind. **NoClueBoy** , still astounded at the juggernaut thread he created. ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3311 "2003-11-09T21:52:37Z")
83 pages thats an achievement and a half if the Happy Haiku game gets half that ill be very happy **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3312 "2003-11-09T22:16:50Z")
A hefferlump sat By the critical cat And started to whine and to cry. "I had a keen plan For getting some flan Then I found out it’s just custard pie." The cat said, "You freak. "I’ve heard this all week I wish you would just let it die." "I did not know I annoyed you so," The hefferlump said with a sigh. "If I wasn’t your friend "You’d have no more limbs “Now shut up or I’ll stab out your eye!” **Bark’s Dog Food** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3313 "2003-11-10T00:54:29Z")
and the dog ran away with the spoon **Vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3314 "2003-11-10T00:55:42Z")
right! **Noclueboy!** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3315 "2003-11-10T03:07:10Z")
I want **Quasimodem**! But I’ll settle for **Angua**. No, wait – let me rephrase that. I would be delighted to see **Angua** putter in, mug of coffee in hand. Or paw, given how full the moon is. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3316 "2003-11-10T07:55:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*I refuse to discuss what the heck I’m doing here. In fact, I invoke my Fifth Amendment rights. > > Even when faced with **Glowing Dragon Flame** ™ and even though a staggering 23 percent of my post total has been frittered away in here. No, I’ll never confess!\*\* Well, since I don’t have Fifth Amendment rights… I guess I’ll have to just shut my mouth and refuse to say anything about what **I** ’m doing in here. At 11:58 AM, I was helping with the toddlers in Sunday School. Little Ian was good today in that he didn’t continually cry for him mom when she went to the nursery to take care of his baby brother Sean. 🙂 I’ve determined that about 4.3% of my total posts have been to this thread. I’ll also have to buy a new calculator tomorrow… I’m tired of forgetting my pencil case on Saturdays. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3317 "2003-11-10T08:00:19Z")
Of course, I meant “ **his** mom” in the previous post. And since I forgot to make a prediction in my previous post, I shall do so now: **Wintermute** F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3318 "2003-11-10T08:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*I want **Quasimodem**! > > But I’ll settle for **Angua**. > > No, wait – let me rephrase that. I would be delighted to see **Angua** putter in, mug of coffee in hand. > > Or paw, given how full the moon is. \*\* _ **Angua** putters in, just before she puts the coffee on_ **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3319 "2003-11-10T13:16:42Z")
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt? **Angua** , well-coffeed and in a mellow mood. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3320 "2003-11-10T13:45:22Z")
Correct. **EddyTeddyFreddy** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3321 "2003-11-10T15:11:02Z")
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