# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3342 "2003-11-11T15:25:47Z")

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Yup. I wouldn’t bother. I’ve just been told that my supervisor wants a rough draft of my paper by Friday. :eek: :eek: :eek:

**NoClueBoy**

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3343 "2003-11-11T16:58:30Z")

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did anyone else see the animatrix?  
**imsodumbcuzidontknow**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3344 "2003-11-11T19:52:05Z")

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No, was it doing anything worth watching?

**fruitbat** flutters in.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3345 "2003-11-11T21:42:44Z")

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if im honest i only watched because shinchiro wantanbe directed some of it but it was really quite good

there was one part in a simulator with some katanas and the result is very few clothes left attatched, it also makes reloaded make more sense

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3346 "2003-11-12T00:34:04Z")

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I liked The Talking Heads in _Stop Making Sense_

**Ilsa\_Lund**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3347 "2003-11-12T04:27:08Z")

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I preferred the sensing heads in _Stop Making Talk_.

**Flamsterette\_X**

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3348 "2003-11-12T06:46:45Z")

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What about the singing heads in _Eight Heads in a Duffelbag_?

**SanguineSpider** scuttles by…

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3349 "2003-11-12T08:27:15Z")

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Wow… the stuff you miss in a day or so…

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by BigDaiv \*  
> \*\*83 pages thats an achievement and a half if the Happy Haiku game gets half that ill be very happy
> 
> **EddyTeddyFreddy** \*\*

83 pages? This thing is “only” 67 pages long… which is still a staggering feat, and nothing to sneeze at.

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*King’s Aide: “The peasants are revolting!”
> 
> King: “Yes. They’ve always disgusted me, too.”\*\*

Did you get that from _Wizrd of Id_? Because I distinctly recall reading that in the comic some years ago. If not, it’s still a good joke. 😃

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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*No!! It is EddyTeddyFreddy, bounding into this thread to proudly post:
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> MY 2000TH POST!!!
> 
> Perhaps some day I will find a purpose in life…\*\*

Hey, congrats! 🙂 Didn’t notice it till now.

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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*Thanks, Lobsang. And a tip of the hat to you for your hit thread. Has anyone nominated it for Threadspotting yet, do you know?
> 
> Who’s next? Hmmmmmmm…
> 
> F\_X asking lel if she can borrow a prognosticating cup of sugar.\*\*

Can I have a link to **Lobsang** ’s hit thread? Odds are that I haven’t looked at it yet, so I’m not even sure which it is.

Sorry, **ETF** … at 12:27 PM, I was at a funeral. Actually, I was there from 10 to 3. (funeral service, graveside service, and lunch)

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> \*Originally posted by BigDaiv \*  
> \*\*Hey nice one ETF i was trying to say it earlier but that was the time i discovered i hate dialup modems
> 
> so how is everyone?\*\*

I don’t know about everyone else, but I am currently kind of tired from the events of the day. Should go to bed soon… especially given that I haven’t slept well the last two nights or so.

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> **Hello. Matrix Revolutions was a bit of a let-down really, and dragged on for far too long…**

That’s what I heard from my friends this past weekend. They didn’t like it as much as the first one or the second… said it kind of really sucked.

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> \*Originally posted by BigDaiv \*  
> **did anyone else see the animatrix?**

Nope, although my friend Nathan has it… and Eric M. borrowed it from him. Has cartoony stuff in there, and makes the whole thing more understandable… or that’s what they say, at any rate.

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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\*I preferred the sensing heads in _Stop Making Talk_.
> 
> Flamsterette\_X\*\*

Nope, sorry… at 8:27, I was trying to resurrect ICQ. Didn’t actually get on these boards till maybe an hour later or something… check the post time of my “What Type of Dessert Are You?” thread for an approximate timestamp. (subtract two minutes from there)

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> \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \*  
> \*\*What about the singing heads in _Eight Heads in a Duffelbag_?
> 
> SanguineSpider scuttles by…\*\*

She’s changed her name, you know… don’t know if she still has the extra “S” there, though.  
My prediction: **Angua**.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3350 "2003-11-12T08:34:30Z")

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_ding_

**Flamsterette\_X** wins an ice cream!

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3351 "2003-11-12T08:39:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> **She’s changed her name, you know… don’t know if she still has the extra “S” there, though.**

Nope, she’s back to her arachnid ways, check her renaming thread out.

Going waaaaaaaay out on a limb here:  
**Cecil Adams**

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3352 "2003-11-12T08:44:00Z")

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sshhh it’s a secret…

Hey, **CanvasShoes** where ya at?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3353 "2003-11-12T08:45:50Z")

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Huh? What’s a secret? Why does nobody tell me anything?

**t-keela**

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3354 "2003-11-12T08:53:57Z")

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Huh? What’s a secret? Why does nobody tell me anything?

**t-keela**

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3355 "2003-11-12T08:58:46Z")

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That I’m actually one of **Cecil’s** socks. :eek:

ain’t that right? **racinchiki**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3356 "2003-11-12T12:45:33Z")

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Vacation alert! I’ll be back later today, but I’m leaving for a short vacation tomorrow morning. I won’t be back until late Sunday night. Don’t hit 4000 here till I get back, now, y’hear?

**BigDaiv**

Oh, and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=222229) is Lobsang’s hit thread, which is already into its fifth page.

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3357 "2003-11-12T17:10:24Z")

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how did you know **ETF** have a good holiday

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3358 "2003-11-12T17:37:42Z")

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I think I’ll try…

**the Beardless One, Bippy**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3359 "2003-11-12T20:26:56Z")

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Nope. It’s the furless one, **ETF**.

**BigDaiv** re-enters, stage right.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3360 "2003-11-12T22:43:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*_ding_
> 
> Flamsterette\_X wins an ice cream!\*\*

Cool stuff! What sort of ice cream? (yes, I’m like my brother in that we both eat cold stuff on cold days 😃 )

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> \*Originally posted by Horseflesh \*  
> \*\*Nope, she’s back to her arachnid ways, check her renaming thread out.
> 
> Going waaaaaaaay out on a limb here:  
> **Cecil Adams** \*\*

Ah, I see. Thanks, I’ll do that presently.  
Thanks for the link, **ETF**. I’ve already seen the “Rename the Previous Poster!” thread… but it’s always good for yet another look. 😃

No, I’m not **BigDaiv** … but maybe he’ll show up next…

F\_X

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/3361 "2003-11-13T00:32:39Z")

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I like the Predict the next poster’s death thread.

Death thread?

Death rattle.

Death pacifier.

Death thingy that I can’t think of the name right now but it has a lot of stuff hanging down off of it and a lot of parents make their own out of string (theory) and wire coat hangers and aluminum foil or even real live fish but not live for long because they ain’t breathin’ ay water any more because they’re hanging over the baby’s crib for cryin’ out loud.

**BellaDellaItalia**

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