# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/321 "2003-09-02T04:15:02Z")
**Tuckerfan** is composing a post now! ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/322 "2003-09-02T04:16:04Z")
I think he meant: “ **NoClueBoy** , who started this insanity”. That important little comma was missing. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/323 "2003-09-02T04:16:43Z")
BTW, the :rolleyes: was **Czarcasm** 😃 **TheFunkySpaceCowboy** ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/324 "2003-09-02T04:17:41Z")
Maybe you should? Perhaps **kung fu lola** will show up next if I ask her what she thought of that Madonna-Britney… display… at the MTV Music Awards. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/325 "2003-09-02T04:17:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AbbySthrnAccent \* > \*\ ***Tuckerfan** is composing a post now! \*\* Apparently not for this thread though. Yanno, I haven’t seen **Sophie** lately, wonder if summoning her works. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/326 "2003-09-02T04:19:17Z")
Hi, everyone. I’m back. So, how was your day yesterday? Oh, and I’d bet **Abby** ’s gonna pop in here within the next 3 posts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/327 "2003-09-02T04:20:22Z")
**kung fu lola** is a cutie. What? No, I’m using it to look at Mars. [puts up telescope] **MrTuffPaws** ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/328 "2003-09-02T04:22:02Z")
Surprise. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/329 "2003-09-02T04:23:43Z")
I kept refreshing the page to see more posts but I didn’t notice that the thread had gone on to page 7! I got left behind! Speaking of behinds, we shall probably be seein’ **punha’s** tonight. At least I shall.:d ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/330 "2003-09-02T04:24:45Z")
Ah, I see I misspelled that… **Hello Kitty** ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/331 "2003-09-02T04:26:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*Maybe you should? Perhaps **kung fu lola** will show up next if I ask her what she thought of that Madonna-Britney… display… at the MTV Music Awards. \*\* There were two threads already: one of mine in Cafe Society (posted about 2 mins. after the fact), and another one in MPSIMS. I _would_ link to them, but they got so depressing that I was happy to see them die, frankly. Why can’t the people at the Madonna boards all be as smart as the Dopers? I am so tired of teenyboppers, but I am also tired of self-righteous, uptight, overinflated prunes. What I really need is another intelligent Madonna fan to talk to. You know, someone with good hair, who can quote LaRochefoucault while waving their hotpants above their head like a lasso. **NoClueBoy** ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/332 "2003-09-02T04:26:39Z")
Yes, I omitted that pesky, necessary comma, but the period rather than a question mark at the end of “who started this insanity” shoulda been a giveaway, eh? 😛 Oh, well. **Abby** returns, triumphant. ---
**Author:** ![fizzestothetop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@fizzestothetop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzestothetop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/333 "2003-09-02T04:27:53Z")
I decided to name my first daughter Heloise Kathrine so I can nickname her Hello Kitty. Would that be very (scott) **evil** of me? ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/334 "2003-09-02T04:33:50Z")
…sorry to disappoint 'ya I don’t think I could go wrong with **kung fu lola**. My money’s on you, honey! not in that way ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/335 "2003-09-02T04:35:09Z")
Yeah I’m here. Whaddya want? Btw, **UDA** will kick your ass if you don’t point that telescope elsewhere, **NoClueBoy**. ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/336 "2003-09-02T04:36:05Z")
I’m wondering if **EddyTeddyFreddy** will wander back through. I’m waddling off to bed. ---
**Author:** ![kung\_fu\_lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f4b2a3/32.png) [@kung\_fu\_lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kung_fu_lola)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/337 "2003-09-02T04:39:01Z")
I forgot to mention that sometimes I forget to close the curtains in our bedroom. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/338 "2003-09-02T04:55:46Z")
I wonder wh **Scribble** o is the most suggested poster? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/339 "2003-09-02T04:56:01Z")
I am so sorry I let you down Astroboy14! I’ve been at work all weekend but I did feel the strong compelling urge to find a computer and post. Actually I’ve been compelled to play alot of Everquest lately and went out and bought the last to expansion packs! I’m a horrible addict. _hangs head in shame_ But do pass along to Astrogirl that I really enjoyed playing with her and can’t wait to level a bit so I can be better matched and not so dependent. She’s a great girl. Noclueboy, sorry for the hijack, and I predict you will be in here next to tell me all is forgiven and give me a sound spanking for my slight messing up of your thread. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/340 "2003-09-02T05:26:20Z")
Good night, **Abby**! I’m about to hit the sack, myself. Eddy’s been snoozing at the foot of the bed most of the day, but he always leaves when I go to bed – doesn’t like getting nudged by my toes. Freddy will come snuggle up to me, and Teddy will curl up in the corner just outside my bedroom door. Kinda late for anyone in this hemisphere to be checking in, isn’t it? Oh, well. I predict **NoClueBoy** will need to get up in the middle of the night and will peek in just to see if anyone’s still palying. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=18)