# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/341 "2003-09-02T05:40:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I wonder wh **Scribble** o is the most suggested poster?

I am? I had no idea.

And how are you today, **Lobsang**?

Good night, **Abby** and **EddyTeddyFreddy**. I wish I could say I was about to crash out, too, but I’m going to be up for a while.

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/342 "2003-09-02T05:50:32Z")

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Well then. I had no idea you were finding another, **NoClueBoy**. Eh, I’m over it now.

**Christina25**?

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/343 "2003-09-02T05:55:30Z")

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**NoClueBoy**

He seems to hang out here… 🙂

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/344 "2003-09-02T06:06:23Z")

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I’m sure **NoClueBoy** will be here sometime.

_prognosticator pen in hand_

**Cliffy**

_prognosticator pen sails across room_

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/345 "2003-09-02T06:59:48Z")

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**Orange Skinner** hasn’t posted yet, has she?

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/346 "2003-09-02T07:03:25Z")

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Not yet today, but I did yesterday.

Hmmm… **verbenabeast**.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/347 "2003-09-02T07:40:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by kung fu lola \*  
> \*\*There were two threads already: one of mine in Cafe Society (posted about 2 mins. after the fact), and another one in MPSIMS.
> 
> I _would_ link to them, but they got so depressing that I was happy to see them die, frankly. Why can’t the people at the Madonna boards all be as smart as the Dopers? I am so tired of teenyboppers, but I am also tired of self-righteous, uptight, overinflated prunes. What I really need is another intelligent Madonna fan to talk to. You know, someone with good hair, who can quote LaRochefoucault while waving their hotpants above their head like a lasso.
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> **NoClueBoy** \*\*

Ah, I see. Maybe I’ll look at them later. 🙂

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/348 "2003-09-02T08:27:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Scribble \*  
> \*\*I am? I had no idea.
> 
> And how are you today, **Lobsang**?
> 
> Good night, **Abby** and **EddyTeddyFreddy**. I wish I could say I was about to crash out, too, but I’m going to be up for a while. \*\*

I didn’t say it was you. I was just wondering who it was, and decided to predict the next poster as well. Kill two birds with one stone.

For some reason I put your name in the middle of the sentence. (making it _one stone_ I guess)  
Erm, **Flamesterette\_X** (sp?)

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/349 "2003-09-02T10:44:52Z")

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Hey, you’re right! 🙂 Thank goodness I decided to check in here one last time before going to bed. (at 4 AM!)

My last prediction before hitting the sack: **NoClueBoy**

(just guessing that he’ll be up early to check this thread 😉 )

F\_X

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/350 "2003-09-02T12:38:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*  
> and, finally
> 
> **Angelic Gemma**  
> \*\*

I should really learn to do vanity searches more often. But I didn’t know anyone knew I existed! lol

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/351 "2003-09-02T13:01:58Z")

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**AngelicGemma** , who’s your guess? Never mind, I think we can see who it _would_ have been. 😉

Good morning all! Well, it’s raining and dismal here, but no doubt the sun is shining somewhere. Is it shining upon _you_, **Flamsterette\_X**?

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/352 "2003-09-02T13:04:37Z")

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Hah! Not likely!

It’s meeee. ME.

I predict **jjimm** to be the next poster.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/353 "2003-09-02T13:19:07Z")

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Heh. Are you sure you won’t jump back in here, **JavaMaven1** , just for chuckles?

I’m gonna say **Lobsang** , just because I _like_saying it. 😃

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/354 "2003-09-02T13:21:27Z")

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Too bad… 😉

_knock knock_ **AbbySthrnAccent** , 'ya there?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/355 "2003-09-02T13:22:56Z")

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Third day in a row of wet weather here. I wonder if **Sunspace** will stop by here this morning?

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/356 "2003-09-02T13:27:46Z")

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Well, that’s means a 66.6% success rate for me. That must be up there in the record books, right **EddyTeddyFreddy**?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/357 "2003-09-02T13:31:23Z")

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(Dashing madly through the rain)

I’m here! I’m Here!!!

\*\*Abby/b]?

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/358 "2003-09-02T13:32:59Z")

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Oh, sorry, **Abby** – I was running so fast, I tripped over the bracket.

**green\_bladder** , you still there?

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/359 "2003-09-02T14:25:24Z")

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I’m here. Where are you **EddyTeddyFreddy**?  
I’m going to go work for a few minutes now.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/360 "2003-09-02T14:27:52Z")

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I’m betting on _me_

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