# Predict The Next Poster!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 19

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/361 "2003-09-02T14:28:57Z")

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I win 😉

Geez. That was easy.

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/362 "2003-09-02T14:36:37Z")

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I betcha **green\_bladder** will be next.

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**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/363 "2003-09-02T14:46:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _originally posted by Orange Skinner_
> 
> Hmmm…verbenabeast.

speak of the 'Beast… he appears.

Has **if6was9** been in?

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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/364 "2003-09-02T15:22:57Z")

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Back-atcha, **Super Gnat**.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/365 "2003-09-02T15:54:41Z")

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Hey, **Abby** – you still at work? I just got back from mucking out my horses’ stalls, and boy do I need a bath! I hope you can’t smell it from there…

Anyway, it’s off to get cleaned up, feed the cats, and

Okay, _OKAY!!!_ Feed the cats, _then_ get cleaned up, eat lunch, and go to work.

And the next poster is…

**green\_bladder**!

Unless it’s not.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/366 "2003-09-02T16:31:20Z")

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Goodness, this thing has metastasized.

**Sublight** , you around?

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/367 "2003-09-02T16:58:08Z")

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D’oh! So close! Uhh, I guess I guess **green\_bladder** again! _crosses fingers_

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/368 "2003-09-02T17:01:09Z")

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Sorry, I got here first. I’ll guess **EddyTeddyFreddy**.

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/369 "2003-09-02T18:58:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> Hey, **Abby** – you still at work?

Yep, three more hours to go.

Coming soon to a thread near you:

**FairyChatMom**

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/370 "2003-09-02T19:06:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> Hey, **Abby** – you still at work?

Yep, three more hours to go.

Coming soon to a thread near you:

**FairyChatMom**

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/371 "2003-09-02T19:10:00Z")

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I’m here! I’m here! I just started a new thread (advertisement) and now I’ve dropped by to say hello and guess…

**Abby**!!!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/372 "2003-09-02T22:40:52Z")

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I am glad \* someone _apreciates me (EddyTeddyFreddy_)

And since he seems to be the only other person online I have to predict next poster **EddyTeddyFreddy**

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/373 "2003-09-02T23:35:27Z")

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Nope–I just signed in and popped into this thread to take a look. So I guess I’m next.

I’d guess that **EddyTeddyFreddy** and **Lobsang** will appear within the next 3 posts.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/374 "2003-09-02T23:38:36Z")

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Got it in one.  
**Eddy**?  
The numbers are dwindling.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/375 "2003-09-02T23:54:25Z")

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I would like to take this moment to bask in how right I was (after several incorrect guesses). 🆒

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/376 "2003-09-02T23:56:39Z")

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So how bout that **RedFury**?

_shakes dice, blows on dice, rolls_

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/377 "2003-09-03T00:41:13Z")

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You win!

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/378 "2003-09-03T01:09:08Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \*  
> \*\ ***AngelicGemma** , who’s your guess? Never mind, I think we can see who it _would_ have been. 😉
> 
> Good morning all! Well, it’s raining and dismal here, but no doubt the sun is shining somewhere. Is it shining upon _you_, **Flamsterette\_X**? \*\*

Yes, it is… but we also need the rain here. Dreadful forest fires and low water reservoirs, y’know. I mean, I like the weather… but I also recognize the need for some rain!

Next poster? Hmm… I predict: **Lobsang**!

F\_X

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/379 "2003-09-03T01:31:44Z")

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(Sprinting to overtake the competition)

Nope, it’s ME!!! Back home from work and back on my speedy home computer.

You still hanging around, **Flamsterette\_X**?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/380 "2003-09-03T01:35:53Z")

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Hey, this computer is pretty damn speedy too!

**EddyTeddyFreddy** , I am indeed still hanging around… how prescient of you. 🙂

Are you going to come back in here again, by the way? (and by that, I mean like right now)

F\_X

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