# Predict The Next Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832 "2003-08-31T18:05:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/21 "2003-08-31T19:22:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*Gosh, I love your name, **fizzygoodmakefeelnice**. Turns me on. \*\* Gosh. Cool. Anyway, I predict **lel** again. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/22 "2003-08-31T19:30:19Z")
I sense the presence of **tuckerfan**. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/23 "2003-08-31T19:39:02Z")
I’m just going to keep saying **jackelope** until I’m right. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/24 "2003-08-31T19:45:18Z")
I predict **Bruce\_Daddy** ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/25 "2003-08-31T19:46:08Z")
I boldly predict **Cecil Adams**. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/26 "2003-08-31T19:46:20Z")
I predict **The Spanish Inquisition** ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/27 "2003-08-31T19:49:31Z")
Denied. **NCB**. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/28 "2003-08-31T19:49:47Z")
Hrrrmph. Oh, (rolls eyes), very well. Er, googily-woogily. No one predicts the Spanish Inquisition! I predict **Our Weapons Are Fear**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/29 "2003-08-31T19:52:36Z")
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zeldar \* > \*\*I predict **Bruce\_Daddy** \*\* He’s at the races, you ninny! **Sanguine Spider** ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/30 "2003-08-31T20:34:00Z")
Wrong again! I predict **Tapioca Dextrin**. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/31 "2003-08-31T20:38:09Z")
You’d think with all theses monkeys typing madly away, someone would have got it right by now. Nomadic\_One – he’s wandering in the wildnerness anyway, right? Maybe he’ll tumble in here? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/32 "2003-08-31T20:41:19Z")
You’d think with all theses monkeys typing madly away, someone would have got it right by now. **Nomadic\_One** – he’s wandering in the wilderness anyway, right? Maybe he’ll tumble in here? ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/33 "2003-08-31T20:56:18Z")
Doubly sorry, **ETF**.😉 Doubtful that I can turn the tide either, but I predict **Blonde**. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/34 "2003-08-31T20:59:13Z")
Nope! I’ve been studiously avoiding this thread for a few hours… I wonder if **mipiace** might pop over… ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/35 "2003-08-31T21:00:05Z")
hmmm, wrong! This game makes me hungry. I predict **Francesca**. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/36 "2003-08-31T21:05:33Z")
Nope, no such luck. You know, they let us do 100 pages on the “a” thread – whaddya think, will this go that long? ummmmm… **TruePisces** , since I stood up the Philly Dopers _again_ last night. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/37 "2003-08-31T21:06:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **lel**. I want to marry you. > Next Tuesday? I’d love to, but I’m pretty busy at work that day. How about Friday? The crystal ball says… **december**??? Well, that crystal ball isn’t working, so I’ll just predict my own. **Mikie**? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/38 "2003-08-31T21:11:09Z")
My, what a miserable guesser you are. My magic 8 ball says \… **Quasimodem** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/39 "2003-08-31T21:19:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > \*\* > > You know, they let us do 100 pages on the “a” thread – whaddya think, will this go that long? > > . \*\* Og, I hope not. My e-mail would overflow with notifications. Did you know “THEY” put sugar in raisins? Who-t-f are “THEY”? **The Man With The Golden Gun** ---
**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832/40 "2003-08-31T21:26:01Z")
Nope sorry. no \*\* Man \*\* here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/predict-the-next-poster/198832.md?page=3)